Did we rig the war in Irag? Who cares. Did we get Osama? Who cares. But the FCC promises a swift and thorough investigation into the Janet Jackson incident…www.fcc.gov/ and, of course, the taxpayers will be footing the bill.

Proof that justice is swift in TV land, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson will be banned from the Grammys next Sunday…

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