Porn Valley- AVN award winners SkinTight Pictures are proud to announce the release of their brand new series Army of Ass. Best known for such quirky cinematic gems as Milf Money & this year’s award winning Chunky on the Fourth of July, SkinTight Pictures feel the time is right to venture into the highly respected genre known as gonzo.
Army of Ass, an all-anal assault, not only marks SkinTight’s first foray into non-fetish filth, but also provides SkinTight founders Cram & Grip Johnson ample opportunities to cash in on free blow jobs from hot, cheap, coked-up whores.
“It feels great to use the kind of chicks we actually fuck in our personal lives,” notes Cram Johnson. “My office was starting to look like a fucking Jenny Craig support group meeting.”
“It’s true,” explains Grip Johnson “We’ve been surrounded by fat, smelly pussy for the last year and a half. This is our chance to work with hot whores. You think we’re gonna fuck that up? Hell no! This is gonna be the best anal series ever lensed! It has to be.”
To ensure maximum stroke-value, all whores enlisting in SkinTight’s Army of Ass must sign a medical waiver freeing the producers from any financial responsibility that may arise due to severe anal trauma suffered while on set.
“Like my judgement, my colon is completely useless now,” says porn newbie & Army of Ass cadet Holly Day, “But, I understand the importance of doing a good scene. I may have to wear diapers for the rest of my life, but at least I know I gave an AVN nom-worthy performance.”
The SkinTight producers promise to never use a scene that does not capture a porn whore’s complete and total annihilation, both physically & emotionally. “Our goal is to turn every girl into a human colostomy bag,” states Cram. “It’s our covenant with the fans.”
“We really do think of ourselves as the Herb Brooks of porn,” adds Grip Johnson. “Performers can be lazy or are sometimes scared of such silly things like internal hemorrhaging. We help push them past all that. Someday, Disney will do a movie about us.”
SkinTight Pictures Army of Ass is available now!
If you’re a young whore with no ambition and a bleak future, then you too can join SkinTight’s Army of Ass! To enlist, write to us at [email protected].
Don’t forget to visit SkinTight Pictures online at www.skintightpictures.com and Legend Video at www.legenddirect.com.