Joanne Webb, a Texas woman who likes to wear her skirts mid thigh [which in of itself may be pissing off some Southern Baptists we suspect] was the subject of an ABC Primetime interview Thursday night. Webb was arrested in November for selling dildos and faces up to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine if convicted. Adultfyi.com will bring you the full story in an updated post.

As of midnight, Bob Guccione is outta here. According to the N.Y. Daily News an eviction order forcing the Penthouse pooh bah out of his East Side pleasure palace takes effect at midnight tonight.

But Guccione’s creditors agreed to give him an extra week to come up with the $17 million he owes. The porn baron claims he has a lender who will spot him enough cash to keep the E. 67th St. property. The squabble over the house is the latest chapter in the decline of Guccione’s empire – a slide that took him from Forbes’ Rich List to bankruptcy. Hugh Hefner’s rival in raunch was once worth $200 million. Now he’s trying to stop lenders from seizing his antique toilets.