Porn Valley- Tuesday night I get strange phone messages both from Jim Powers and Johnny Thrust. Powers earlier in the day shot a reverse lesbian bukkake at the Tight Fit studios in Van Nuys, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=21173

Power says: “This is late breaking news you’ve got to hear about. After the bukkake shoot today, Dominic who runs the studios- he’s the insane, drugged out Mohican guy- anyways, because the mattresses had been squirted on, he is now holding the bukkake crew hostage. He has locked them in there demanding unless he gets new mattresses or money tonight, he will not let the bukkake crew go. So the bukkake crew is being held hostage by the insane Dominic. He’s demanding that Ashley Blue come back with mattresses tonight to replace the mattresses that have been squirted on or the crew will not be set free. This is going on live.”

Johnny Thrust follows up with a call: I got a headline for you- TightFit Studios holds PA’s hostage over wet mattresses. This fuckin’ idiot locked my PA’s in and he won’t let them go because he claims they owe him mattresses. They want $300 for one mattress. It’s a $50 mattress. It’s amazing. They’re trying to rip us off. Just one more thing to add to the festivities of today. We got to try and bust the PA’s out now. Jim and I are going over there with baseball bats to bust them out. If you want to join us let us know. Give me a call.”

Gene sez: I gave both Powers and Thrust a call. I got voicemail.