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The Bomber Joins KSEX Family

Porn Valley- One thing’s for certain about this Thursday night. The bar bill automatically doubles at KSEX. That’s because Dee and the Fatmen welcome a new fatman into the fold. It’s none other than the take-no-prisoners Dago Bomber, aka Brian, aka Cytherea’s man, aka Plus One, aka The Sardos Assassin.

With the departure of Steve Seidman for another salad bar, the bomber takes the couch as Harry Weiss’ new antagonist. Almost in the literal sense you might suspect, and bets are on as to the first time bomber gets into Weiss’ face. Dee might actually have to spring for a referee’s shirt by all reports.

The announcement was made on The Wanker Show Monday night including a re-counting of the tale that made the bomber an overnight porn site legend. Wankus explained that there had been a guy who was fucking with him at Sardos Porn Star Karaoke many months ago.

“We were being silly going back and forth mocking him out, too,” said Wankus. “At the end of the night we were outside standing around. Brian was standing behind me. I say to this guy, hey, look, it’s all good. Let’s stop playing games, shake hands, whatever. The guy wouldn’t respond. He was like, fuck you, whatever. Out of nowhere a fuckin fist comes flying over my shoulder. Brian hits him in the face so fucking hard, and not only did he hit him so hard, the guy, when he fell to the ground, his body didn’t buckle. He was like passed out, boom. And so then he fucking stands over him, ‘when my friend puts his hand out to shake it, you shake it!’ At that moment I realized I’m very happy to be friends with Brian.”

It was Wankus’ suspicion that Weiss might be a little scared by the show’s new draft choice. “I think Harry might realize he’s doesn’t have someone that he can push around,” Wankus said. Feeling that he should get together with Weiss prior to the show, Brian said he talked to Weiss who told him, ‘yeah because we’ve got strict parameters- we got to let you know what’s going on.’ I was, like, alright.” Wankus noted that every time he’s quoted, Weiss is always referring to it as my show. “The show is called Dee and the Fatmen.” Wankus suggested that the new role assignments will have Weiss being the guy out of shape because of too many Sizzler buffets and the Bomber will be the guy out of shape from all the drinking. “It’ll be perfect. That’ll be a great mix.”

 

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