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Jezebelle Bond Retires

Jezebelle Bond writes on her MySpace page: GOODBYE PORN HELLO GREENER PASTURES; Current mood: dirty

That’s right! I’m leaving porn! After almost a decade in porn and around 400 movies I’M CALLING IT QUITS! I decided to quit porn for many reasons…

1. NO ONE WANTS TO GROW OLD WITH THEIR PORN STARS! I started doing porn when I was 20 years old…I’m almost 28 now. Porn is for young girls and old ugly men who can’t get ass outside of work.

2. YOU CAN’T HAVE A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WHILE YOU’RE FUCKING OTHER GUYS FOR CASH ON FILM! No explaination needed, really! I found a man who is truly the total package and I’m not about to fuck it up!

3. NO ONE WANTS “CARTMAN’S MOM” AS THEIR MOM! The last thing kids want is for their friends to see their mom getting plunged in the pile driver position…DON’T GET ME WRONG…there are porn stars who have children. I’m just saying it’s not for me. No, I don’t have kids right now but I gotta plan for the future and last time I checked porn doesn’t have a medical/dental plan.

It’s been REAL…It’s been FUN…but it’s someone else’s turn to take my throne in the enchanted dildo palace…

PINK MAFIA, BITCHES!!! Respect the Crown

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