Porn Valley- Tiffany Price was a guest on KSEX Monday night during the premier of Gwen Diamond Jack Lawrence’s new show. Diamond described Price as a blond bombshell with huge tits and an amazing ass she wants to bury her head into.

Price has been in the business for six months and Diamond was making a point that girls in the industry have it a lot easier.

“She got to walk the red carpet at the AVN awards with Gene Simmons,” said Diamond. “I’m standing right behind and going Tiffany, what the hell are you doing?”

During the course of conversation, Lawrence mentioned that he threw his back out during a mainstream show, Dance Off, Pants Off.

“You strip down to nothing, they pixillate your penis and you dance around. They said they wanted lots of layers.” So Lawrence, a former cop, brought his police uniform.

“I had a beige sock covering my cock. And I had to shave my pubes- but I shaved my pubes for nothing. Before I got the shorts off, my back locked up. We wrote it into the story line.”

Lawrence described Price’s tits as being awesome. And Diamond talked about how Price got Simmons’ tongue “totally” down her throat.

“Let me just tell you about not being able to breathe,” Price laughed.

Price explained how she was at a club during AVN dancing on a table and Simmons pointed to her.

“Of course, I’m not paying any attention- he’s old,” said Price. “His people come over.” Price explained that Simmons’ people were filming a reality program and that she was asked to be his date for the awards show. Diamond then brought up the fact that Sasha Grey was on the Tyra Banks show where she was being called a hooker and prostitute.

“And then you have Ron Jeremy- he’s an awesome guy but not exactly the hottest person in porn, mind you and neither is Gene Simmons. And Gene Simmons is look, I’m from Kiss and I have this huge ass tongue but he’s really not that hot.”

Lawrence said that Jeremy was on the set of The Real Boogie Nights.

“And for a non-sex role actually fucked about six of the girls on set.”

Lawrence said while he’s not big at trash talking, during an impromptu orgy there was a guy who stood over a girl and jerked his dick in her face for five minutes before she finally started sucking him.

“I don’t look at dicks at all but I was in this little orgy. I looked up and I’m, like, that’s one of the ugliest dicks I’ve ever seen in my life.”

Diamond replied that a guy asking her to suck his dick is not going to get her horny.

Diamond got back to her point about guys having it so much harder.

“The girls get publicity right off the bat.” Lawrence mentioned that he was starting his fifth year in the business. Meanwhile, Diamond said that she’s met people who’ve been in the business maybe 15 years and didn’t know who they were.

“The guys can stay longer in the industry- like for ten years and the girls like four years.”

Lawrence brought up the fact that Jezebelle Bond had announced her retirement and made a comment to the fact that porn was full of old men who couldn’t get laid off camera.

Meanwhile Lawrence, 40, mentioned that on his website, www.jacklawrencexxx.com he had five live sex shows in the space of 22 hours.

“I can get some pussy off camera and I just turned 40. Jezebelle Bond, F-you back.” Lawrence, who was a male escort before getting into porn, said he got well paid for that, as well.

Price stated that she was going to go a bit bigger with her tits.

“I think I’ll be happier.” Diamond has B-cups whereas she said Price is something like “32 quadruple D or some shit.”

Cleopatra of the Nile called in and Lawrence went into a story about how they went to a club together with Cleopatra grabbing every female ass in sight.

“Her pussy is identical to my ex-wife’s.” Cleopatra said Lawrence was one of her closest friends. On another subject Lawrence talked about how he had a signature dildo deal fall through when a driver delivering the product to AEE flipped his car over and got paralyzed.

“They covered the 1-15 freeway with dildos and artifical vaginas- they had to close it for an hour and a half.” Lawrence said when a news crew showed up they had to jump to a commercial when it was realized the accident involved dildos and vaginas.

Diamond wished that someone would come up with a Jack Lawrence fake mouth with a vibrating tongue.

“The Japanese don’t have the technology for that tongue action yet,” Lawrence chuckled. “They’re still working on that. There’s a new computer chip coming out in about seven years that can do what my tongue can do.”

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