Porn Valley- India Summer filled in for Gwen Diamond this week on KSEX’s Who Wears the Pants? That’s because Diamond was doing a shoot for Teravision. The other host of the show, Jack Lawrence, www.jacklawrencexxx.com, mentioned that he was the first to work with Summer in the business.

“Thanks to Naughty Anerica,” said Summer who did her first anal scene on camera earlier in the day, also for the company. Lawrence asked why he didn’t do it, and Summer said they wanted a younger guy. Ugh.

“Are you calling me old?” laughed Lawrence.

“Naughty American might be,” replied Summer noting that she was playing a part of a college professor and the guy- Johnny Sin- was a janitor. Lawrence wondered whether Johnny made for a convincing janitor.

“They hooked him up with garbage bags and shit hanging from his belt,” Summer commented. Lawrence wondered how Summer prepped for the anal.

“They said we’ll give you one vag position- on the desk,” she said. Lawrence thinks he’s done 30 Naughty American shoots and they always seem to wind up on a desk.

“I don’t know where they get these desks but these desks are the hardest,” said Lawrence. “Then they light it up like a Christmas tree. It’s hot on that, and you’re sweating, in mish, your knees are slipping off the desk and they say go into spoon. The people watching have no idea what we go through.”

Summer said her scene was pretty cool because most of the time she was on her side.

“Which was cool,” she added. “It didn’t hurt too bad.” Lawrence described Summer as a swinger who turned into a porn star.

“I’m kind of a nudist,” Summer added. “I did have to put on clothes to get here tonight but I’m ready to get out of them at any point.

Besides that, Lawrence didn’t think he ever worked on a bed for Naughty America.

“I think I did three couches, a glimpse of a bed and the rest were desks.” His scene with Summer was performed on the side of a bath tub.

“We were basically a husband and wife getting ready to go to a party and we say we’re going to fuck.”

“But have you done a pool table?” Summer wanted to know.

“I’ve done many, many pool tables,” said Lawrence. “I think under the felt is basically marble. The Rockwell rating on marble is pretty high.”

“That shit will hurt for awhile,” agreed Summer especially when you’re in a position with your back against a lip. Lawrence remembered a Vivid contract girl [Lexi Marie?] getting her knees all bloodied from doing a scene on one.

Lawrence puts Summer in the top five of pussies and said Lexi Marie belongs there on that list as well.

“And she was ovulating, too.”

“The viscosity of a woman ovulating is so sweet,” Lawrence said remembering a time he worked with Crystal Clear.

“I took one lick of her and said this is not going to be a hard scene at all. It was two scenes being filled simultaneously with a whole bunch of bar patrons that were actual bar patrons that Vivid hired to be extras. The pressure’s kind of on when you have non porn people watching. It raises the anxiety level for a male performer. The other guy doing the scene at the same time was not happy at all. In fact he sat in his car and pouted. He was like why don’t you get all these people out of here? Are you a porn star or not? Get used to it.”

Lawrence then brought up Kim Kardashian and her sex tape.

“The reason I bring this up,” continued Lawrence, “is I live in a nice gated community with a little gym. I was in the gym and a very attractive woman comes up next to me and we’re doing our cardio. She starts up a conversation. It turns out this is Kim Kardashian. Her step father is Bruce Jenner. We’re talking about general fitness. She asked what do you do. I go I don’t talk about what I do. Then we started talking about Bruce Jenner and he’s one of my heroes. I ended up becoming a professional cyclist and lived at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs and very familiar with all the Olympic athletes and as a kid you’re sitting there eating your cereal and that guy’s fucking cool.

“Kim’s a really, really sweet person and she finally did get it out of me that I do porn for a living,” continued Lawrence. “And she kind of raised an eyebrow. And I just thought she was this hot chick and we were all just having a good time talking about Bruce Jenner and all that stuff. Like a month later I find out that she’s this big scandal chick. Wow.”

Lawrence said he had an upcoming shoot for Vivid this week and was going to hit them up for a copy of the Kardashian movie.

“I like the celebrity sex tapes,” he said. “You see somebody and you see them at AIM and you come in and walk on the set- they’re in pile driver anal and their ass is gaping big enough to throw a golf ball in there. After almost 500 scenes you get a little bit used to that. You see a nipple slip on a red carpet- that’s hot. But you’re a porn person and kind of expect it. So when there’s a celebrity I met at the gym and you’re going to see that stuff, I get excited.”

Summer said she wanted to see the Paris Hilton tape.