Porn Valley- Mr. Marcus, who launches his production company Father’s Day, is telling me he gets a kick out of the new crop of male performers because they remind him of when he first got into the business.

“Are you meaning to say you were an asshole?” I ask him.

“Pretty much,” he replies with a quiet smile. Mr. Marcus is on Vanessa Blue’s PrimeTimeUncensored Show, www.primetimeuncensored.com where he’s joined by the leggy Joslyn James and, from what I gather, her former fiance, Jon Jon. Jon Jon dresses yo-yo-yo but comes off more like Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness.

Jon Jon’s been in the business about four years and got his start performing in Cirque du Soleil. According to Jon Jon, he doesn’t have the thug attitude but is rather a calm, laid back guy who “gets his shit done.” Jon Jon said he gave the business a try as he got more acclaim and confidence from his bed partners.

Just before the break, every male in the building was running for a jock cup when the subject of ball torture held the collective imagination.

Doubtful, however, that Marcus has tortured his gonads to any extent. He’s been in the business 13 years, thinks he’s done about 1300 movies, but could be way off on that guess. There’s probably been a lot more, and Marcus is a porno love god, anyways. Vanessa Blue asks him about the most popular Mr. Marcus misconception. Marcus says everyone thinks he’s running a bunch of woman all the time and operates an escort service.

Co-host Velvet Rose remembers a time when she worked with Marcus.

“He was two hours late,” she recalls. “I was very irritated. And he was acting a little goofy. His eyes were all red and watery and he had the giggles.” Nevertheless, Rose said the scene went off okay. Whereas Blue’s never worked with Marcus but wishes she had.

“There’s not a lot of attractive men across the board in this business,” she says.

As if there were a fat chance, Marcus was asked if there was chance he could be a submissive. Marcus suggested maybe if there was the right woman involved. But he’s also a family man, he goes on to say, and that keeps him grounded now.

Porn for him, he says, is a dream and the dream came true. In the beginning of his career he’d be recognized on the street by a mere nod.

“Now it’s grocery clerks and everyone at the supermarket,” he laughs. “‘You been working?’ Yeah, motherfucker.”

Blue quoted her sister as saying even though she knows Marcus does porn, she’d fuck him anyway. Marcus says his daughter has some idea, too, of what he does.

“At first she wondered why they called me Mr. Marcus,” he laughs.

“But I do this as a job and it takes a lot of work at home to keep things stable.” Marcus said he had to learn how to leave things in the car when he’d go on to a porn set, meaning his personal life.

Marcus was giving some pretty good answers, and Velvet Rose felt compelled to comment, “I don’t know if you can read or write but you can definitely speak.”

Marcus talked about how he likes to get “on the same page” when he’s working with a particular girl. Blue evidently liked Marcus’ attitude towards women, noting, “The girl is lost in the shuffle while the guy tap dances on her pussy.”

Marcus talked about how one time he tried to get Friday to give him a blow job and she wouldn’t.

“She’s talking like she’s proud of that fact,” Marcus laughs. The next time he saw her, he was booked for a scene with her.

“And I fucked the shit out of her! Then she says will you pee on me? Oh, with pleasure. I let go. She was drowning and loving it. It was a rare moment and it made the world right.”

Blue doesn’t think peeing is sexy and Marcus commented about girls who “squirt,” noting that Cytherea started that trend.

“You’re peeing- look at it closely,” he says. Marcus recalled being on a set with Flower Tucci and how Flower soaked every step of a stairway. James piped in and claimed she squirts for real and can land a shot across the room.

Asked what might be his worst sex scene, Marcus replied, “I have a bunch of those.” But he recalled, specifically, the time he worked in a gangbang for Anabolic.

“A cold front came in and the lube was sticky on my dick,” he continued. “And Chris [the Anabolic owner] would not ease up. I had a very weak dick for that scene.” Marcus says he arrived at a mental crossroads on that particular set.

“I wanted to stop doing scenes at that point.” For that reason, Marcus says his gangbang days are over. And James also said she won’t do them.

Vanessa Blue recalled an instance of seeing Shyla Stylez in a gangbang.

“You could see her face transform and go through a variety of emotions,” said Blue. Not too mention, said Vanessa, the various consistencies of nut butter that flew into her face, from thin streams to chunky wads. Blue also recalled a scene where Marcus was having sex with two white girls and apparently drew blood on one of them as he spanked her.

“I could see the rednecks pulling up in a truck,” Blue laughs.

“Yeah, I get all kinds of crap,” Marcus agreed. Blue continued a dialogue about rough sex in porn, expressing the hope, that those days are finally over.

“Some people are convinced, though, that you will not get a good scene unless you punch the bitch out. Are we out of that phase?”

Blue said she’d rather see good chemistry than domination but conceded that there are girls still coming into the business convinced the only way they can become the next Jenna Jameson is by having a guy step on their head.

Blue was also of the opinion that “the prettier the bitch, the less she performs.”

Marcus felt there were exceptions to the rule but agreed with Blue on the count that Aurora Jolie, aka Nicara, doesn’t fuck well but is pretty to look at. Marcus also noted that Jolie’s a virgin and because of that only does it in the ass.

Laughing at a private joke, Marcus also pointed out that some girls work better in a car than on the set when cameras are on them.

“And let’s discuss brothers never going down on bitches,” Vanessa adds.

“I’ll go down- but it’s got to be fresh and clean,” states Marcus, citing India and Sinnamon Love that are pleasant to work with in that respect.

Marcus also said he’d like to see scenes with baby oil eliminated. And, for his part, Jon Jon said he won’t do gangbangs and bukkakes.

“I don’t get in crazy ass scenes too much,” he continues. “And I don’t like fucking new girls in the ass. But I like pretty faces, nice tits and pretty feet.”

Asked what it takes to get her in bed, James said a stiff drink pretty much does it for her.