Porn Valley- If Cliff were still putting out his notes, this would be the quick re-cap of Wankus Live on PrimeTimeUncensored, www.primetimeuncensored.com Wednesday night:

Tory Lane didn’t show up, and no one knew why. New Sensations contract girl Ashlynn Brook filled in for Wankus’ usual co-host Tyler Faith. Py the Korean Relationship Geisha, continually amused Wankus with stories about her husband who has herpes and proved that she was equal to 3.14159265.

Recording artist Christian Olde Wolbers from Fear Factory told a story about how Marilyn Manson in a roomful of guys, pulled down his zipper, put a condom on his cock and told his bass player to suck it. Christian went on to say that he wound up joining Fear Factory on the advice of Evan Seinfeld.

Wankus also expected Summer Haze to show up and instead got Craig Valentine in a bait and switch maneuver that irked Wankus just a little. Valentine told him that Haze was back in Florida training for an upcoming wrestling match. Actually it would have been funnier if Valentine had come in last Wednesday night when Ed from Dane Productions was in the audience.

And then there was Wankus’ pre-recorded interview with Samantha Sterlyng. Sterlyng, who used to co-host with Wankus on KSEX, is now residing in West Virginia.

“Where teeth are few and far between,” she laughed. Wankus had to admit that Sterlyng was the best radio sidekick he ever had in his 20 years of broadcast experience, either mainstream or adult. Sterlyng described herself as “a slutty smart aleck.”

Sterlyng explained that she retired from porn in 2004, got a degree and was now ready to dive back into the porn world but not in the same capacity. Sterlyng, who also left to be with family, said she’s still a sexual freak but confines her activities to one man who’s hung like a horse.

According to Sterlyng, her new guy- Russ- can cum five or six times a day but seriously doubts whether she or they will ever work together in porn movies.

“That won’t be an option,” says Sterlyng. With her nursing background Sterlyng says, “It’s not worth what you can catch.”

Sterlyng, who’s tending to her new site, www.samanthasterlyngxxx.com, is now sporting double D’s. For now she’s occupying herself with custom video work and described a scenario one of her customers sent in.

“This guy wants me to eat as much as I can in a half hour,” says Sterlyng. “He wants me to measure my waist before and after, then belch and fart.”