Porn Valley- I’ve never seen palm trees grow so fast. I was there when Skeeter Kerkove had a bunch delivered to his house. They were, like, long poles with leaves. Now, it looks as though Skeeter’s living in the middle of a lush Elvis Presley Blue Hawaii movie.
Skeeter credits Miracle Gro for this astounding development, but I catch him pissing on a palm tree. And immediately I take him to task for stealing a page out of the Otto Bauer playbook because Otto’s always taking a piss out his back door.
Once again, Skeeter takes credit for originality because he’s been pissing outdoors for God knows how long, he says. Skeeter’s also happier than a dog pissing up a palm because he just wrapped up a movie on Monday for Robert Hill Releasing titled “Whitey Fucks the Black Phatt Ass” and used a girl named Cherokee. I had seen pictures of her ass, and, yes, Skeeter casted correctly.
This past Saturday Skeeter was shooting another girl named Mone Divine. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=23626. During a conversation about cheese steaks, Mone recalled when she lived in Philly’s Germantown section for awhile. Bad Bob, who worked with her that day, recalled a time he wound up in Jersey with a stripper and ended up in an emergency ward with her while she was having her eyebrow stitched up.
Saturday was the day for stories, and Skeeter recalled how he got his first directing gig, courtesy of Chuck Martino.
“Chuck wanted to get high,” says Skeeter glad for the fact that Chuck had a bad cocaine habit. According to Skeeter, Chuck, who was supposed to have directed the Barely 18 movie for Sin City, wanted to get high but no one was lending him any money to buy drugs. Until Skeeter and his sense of penury assistance stepped to the plate.
“Chuck asked me if he could borrow money, then he said you finish out the day,” Skeeter recalls. Skeeter also remembers directing a scene that involved his then wife Bridgette Kerkove, Earl Slate and Lexington Steele. Slate did the scene for $100. Skeeter believes Steele was paid $300. Mickey Ray was the cameraman and DCypher was the P.A.
“I’m thinking Bridgette’s going to be taking two feet of cock,” Skeeter smiles. “Earl plays the boyfriend who becomes jealous because he has to share Bridgette with the black man.” Skeeter says the idea for the scene is Bridgette taking one cum shot in her ass and the other down her throat.
“You can’t get any more love than having Lexington Steele’s anaconda going balls deep in your ass,” states Skeeter. And, according to Skeeter, the way Chuck Martino made money disappear from Sin City was almost criminal.