Porn Valley- Contrary to popular anticipation, James Bartholet did not drop his pants and fire a rocket on PrimeTimeUncensored, www.primetimeuncensored.com, Monday night.
Bartholet www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24052, an actor with mainstream credentials and legitimate Hollywood access, has said he’d do porn. But not Monday evening. Instead, Bartholet had on Dick Chibble and Daisy from Clown Porn fame, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=8870. Which, arguably, is tantamount to dropping your trousers and firing a seltzer bottle.
For that, Bartholet, aided and abetted by the courage of Bu-Tay vodka [a new sponsor] cocktails served up from Mike Sneed, dropped to his knees on one occasion and invited his face in co-host Shay Lynn’s open cleavage. Send in the clowns.
Before all hell broke loose on the calliope front, though, Bartholet had the star of The Debbie Does Dallas musical troupe on – a tall, leggy blond named Aurelia.
The show’s been playing Thursday nights at the Key Club in LA. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=23963 this month and ends its run next week. Aurelia was hoping the tour might extend to Las Vegas.
Despite its obvious hoimage to the famous porn film, this is not hardcore, she notes. And you get the impression it’s not even softcore. In fact Aurelia, a trained actress/dancer, said she had never even seen the movie until she came out here. Still, Aurelia thought the entire experience has been awesome.
“It’s a dream role,” she says, noting that she always winds up playing the outgoing hussy.
From her comments and demeanor, Bartholet sensed that Aurelia was a very cool, hip, liberal person.
Hailing from Tennessee, Aurelia described how people there warned her she’d be eaten alive in Los Angeles. But Aurelia appeared to still be in one piece.
“I’m trying to get my name out there,” she added but didn’t think musical theater was big in LA. Bartholet had to disagree with her on that notion as he brought on Chibble and the mirth makers from Clown Porn. Chibble describes himself as the poster boy for CP and does the p.r.
The first feature came out about two years ago, and, according to Chibble, the next release is titled Clown Porn Crime Watch.
“It’s Monty Python Meets Benny Hill.”
Chibble also brought along his wife Daisy who, like Chibble, appeared in the first Clown Porn release.
According to Chibble, the production company, Ramco, gave away 2,000 pieces of it to American troops but found it necessary to smuggle them into Iran and Afghanistan.
For her part, Daisy describes herself as a 100% avid bisexual with three associates degrees. And one souvenir clown nose.