Porn Valley- With a flask of cheap rum and warm, 24 oz. Buds to fortify him, K.C. Armstrong welcomed four of the women from Shy Love’s agency, Adult Talent Managers.
And they just happened to be some of the same women who were on Tony Batman’s KSEX show last week www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24140, Megan Reese, Lauren Lane, Cara Dee and Ty Davis.
For his own PrimeTimeUncensored, www.primetimeuncensored.com, show K.C. had promised a “titty Olympics” – with a few extravagant events to go along with it – including hitting tee shots off a fat man’s navel. But time being the enemy of enthusiasm, Armstrong ran short on the clock. Another casualty proved to be an author Armstrong promised to bring on but never did who, apparently, had proof there was a heaven.
Although co-host Lisa Marie proved how some farts leave a trail as she lifted her leg during several opportune moments. As Lisa Marie took a couple more shots into the mike, Armstrong predicted that she’d clear the room out.
“I got a hot broad walking in, and Lisa Marie is dropping ass,” announced Armstrong quite dead pan. “That’s a helluva way to start a show.”
Armstrong also regaled his audience with a romantic telling of how he and his girlfriend were humping when Armstrong hocked a loogie in her water cup.
“She drinks the water and starts throwing up,” he relates. “It was the funniest thing. I was on the ground, crying.”
Setting up a clip he was about to show on air, Armstrong claimed that he himself had been in a loony bin after his fallout with the Stern show.
“I got fired at Stern and went to the nut house.”
Armstrong, however, tried to make it sound like he had some acquaintance with Ricardo Lopez, a psychotic Bjork stalker who apparently killed himsef after he tried sending her an acid-spraying mail bomb.
During the Titty Olympics, Reese, who’s from Texas and a former gymnast, showed that she was still limber enough to put both her legs behind her head.
“Every guy just got a hard on,” noted Armstrong as Reese demonstrated. Explaining her active time in the business, Reese said Shy Love keps her very busy.
“That must take a toll on your vagina,” Armstrong suspected. And apparently from what Reese was saying her movie Big White Slippery Butts 4 is her crowning achievement so far.
“You soap up your ass and jiggle it around,” she said explaining the concept. Reese said she shot the movie for Evasive Angles.
Cara Dee explained that she’s from Victorville.
“That’s dirt roads and desert,” observed Armstrong. Dee went on to say that her parents broke up when she was two and that she lived with her mother. Her father’s now dead.
“He was an asshole,” she shrugged. The longest relationship she’s had so far lasted four months. Armstrong was curious if she could settle down.
“I’d like to but guys are hard to trust,” Dee answered. “The last one said I was mean.” So far Dee’s been in the business a week and a half and has had one scene- she worked with David White.
“I want to high five his penis,” Armstrong quipped. Checking out Davis,, Armstrong thought she just got out of high school. Davis mentioned that she lived in France for a time.
“They’re ant eaters,” Armstrong commented, thinking that Davis has probably fucked uncircumcised penis somewhere in her resume.
“I hear they can hide stuff in there,” Armstrong told her.
Davis, who’s done but one scene, claimed that even at 21 she never sucked a dick. She did it her first time on camera. Davis explained that she never took the opportunity in high school because guys would voice low opinions about women who did.
“Most girls I went with were blowing guys at the age of 13 and 14,” Armstrong noted. “I was molested as a kid. I laugh about it. It was funny.”
Armstrong expressed the thought that perhaps Davis had been molested and was afraid to get close to the penis as a result.
“I never really thought about it,” replied Davis who claimed she had never been violated.
Then, when Lauren Lane announced she was from Temecula, Armstrong commented, “That’s where they got those meth labs.”