On the opening drive you would have figured the New York Giants had Peyton Manning instead of Eli Manning. But as the game settled into the groove it was the Giants of old, and coach Tom Coughlin still looks like he needs to take a shit. The Eagles, pre-season favorites of many, will never see another NFC championship as long as Donovan McNabb’s the quarterback; and the Bears really sucked ass in San Diego.

Meanwhile the New England Patriots are just plain scary as long as Randy Moss has the kind of Sundays he had yesterday.

The opening week of the NFL season helped a lot Adultfyi’ers fatten up their winning percentages with John Gray leading the pack going into tonight’s double header featuring Baltimore at Cincinnati and Arizona at San Francisco.

Here’s how the standings look:

John Gray, 12-2

Gene Ross, Karl The Birdman, Willie D., Tony Batman: 11-3

Billy the Crystal, Sean from Porn Legends, Wankus, Steve Lane, Sandy Bunz: 10-4

Steve Seidman, Dan Davis, Mastrick, Indiana Adam, Mike Dickinson: 9-5

Jack Spade, Ryan from Jerry’s Deli: 8-6

Steve Volponi, Mike Fattorosi, Serenity: 7-7

Tim Case, Brian Wallace: 6-8