NY [www.howardstern.com]- Howard brought in porn directors Max Hardcore, [pictured center] Mike Sullivan, [left] and Jim Powers [right] to judge the sex star-potential of Dixie Lee, a wannabe porn starlet. Howard asked Max if there was anything he wouldn’t do on camera, so Max reported that while he was the first American to urinate on girls and “fist” them on film, he balked at throwing a girl off a cliff. Max added that his “Fists of Fury” movie has even led to obscenity charges in Florida.
Max noted that he wasn’t happy unless the girl he was co-starring with was unhappy, and Mike agreed, saying he owned Meatholes.com, PissMops.com (which is now closed), and other uber-hardcore porn Websites. Howard then played some clips of Jim directing a porn movie, and Jim explained some of the odd things he was shouting as “cheerleading.” Howard and Robin wondered how the guys recruited girls for their movies, so Max showed them one of the cards he hands out.
A caller claimed he saw a video of Max’s that looked like rape, so Max explained that they are porn actors and the scenes can get emotional, adding that it was difficult to tell if a girl was crying when she has urine all over her face. Max also claimed he invented “throat f-ing,” an act where a guy has sex with the throat of a woman lying on her back, which led Artie to joke that it sounded like the guys were trying to make it to the X Games.
Dixie Lee came into the studio in a schoolgirl outfit and told the crew that her fantasy was to be gang-raped. Dixie said she wasn’t interested in being peed on, but she would let a dog eat her out (again). Howard asked Dixie about her horse fantasy, so Dixie explained that she wouldn’t have sex with a horse – just give it oral or a hand job. While she’d blow a horse, Dixie did draw the line at having sex with a black guy, or as Howard pointed out, she was against inter-racial sex but had no problem with inter-species acts.
Dixie stripped down for the guys, and everyone seemed to appreciate her “small but perky” breasts. Max had a problem with Dixie’s ass, as it didn’t look “fit,” and told her to go to the gym; “Your body is your business.” Max claimed he wouldn’t hire her, but Mike and Jim said they would. Howard and Dixie then acted out a mock-porn script, and Max brought in one of his girls, Layla, to show Dixie what a real porn actress looks and acts like.
Layla immediately got naked, sucked on a dildo, and impressed the crew with her fit features.
Layla reported that she did bukkake, interracial, and urine videos. Howard and Layla improvised a Star Wars geek-themed porn scene, and afterward, Layla said she’s done 22 guys at once and started making porn at 18. Dixie and Layla then made out for a little while, and Howard congratulated Dixie on interesting two porn directors.