Porn Valley- Gary Garver brought the afternoon circus along to his KSEX debut Thursday. Garver, who’s new show airs at 5pm, had along with him Gay Bill, Robert Sanchez; a 320 pound comedian with an Elvis pompadour named Fat James, Miss Black Howard Stern and Morgan Ray.
With Gay Bill sucking down anal lube and making homo jokes, Garver was trying to get James laid. And Ray who normally charges $1200, according to her, was willing to do it for $200 because she liked James and thought he was funny. James said last time he got laid was two year ago in Flagstaff and since then has been making “trips to the prom” in Tijuana.
Garver began passing the plate- and with a matching donation- got $300. Ray swore she’d do James after Thanksgiving and would shoot the scene for milfhunter.com. Besides regular sex, Garver attempted to negotiate an additional blowjob for James but Ray said, no, that she’d supply a handjob, instead.
Dropping his pants and proving that Speedos do come in unconventional sizes, James demonstrated how he’d fuck Ray in the doggy position. Carrying what must have been a litter of seal pups in his stomach, James propped his abdomen for support on Ray’s hindquarters as he inititated his thrusts.
Earlier in the show, Garver said KSEX was probably the only place that would hire him particularly after what happened the evening previous. Garver then offered apologies for an incident on the red carpet. Garver, who was there on behalf of the Stern show, got into some beef with a gay photographer named Dmitri.
Saying that he felt really bad about the incident, Garver explained the lengthy circumstance behind Dmitri’s spitting at him, with Garver yelling out that Dmitri had AIDS and Garver attempting a kung fu kick at Dmitri’s camera. Garver offered apologies to the gay community for his outburst.
“Who’s to say what’s wrong or right,” Garver continued, describing himself as a real person who cares about people.
“There’s too much hatred and I don’t want to spew it,” he said.
According to Garver, Dmitri’s a friend of Sam Phillips, and Garver who used to have a show with Phillips on KLSX in Los Angeles, had a falling out with her.
From the sounds of it, it was over the fact that Garver had dated a friend of Phillips’ who was murdered earlier this year. Because he had only found out about it at the last minute, Garver neither sent flowers nor attended her funeral in San Francisco but did a tribute to her on another Internet show he does.
Either which way, Dmitri began getting on Carver’s case at a benefit for the homeless and since then has tried to have him kicked out of either events.
“You did fuck her, didn’t you?” Garver quoted Dmitri as saying at that event.
“I did on night, but didn’t kill her,” mused Garver.
Calling Phillips a “drama queen”…
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