Porn Valley- I spoke to Kevin Blatt Monday afternoon.

Blatt, the logistics engineer behind many of the celebrity sex tapes, most notably, Paris Hilton’s, sounded worse than David Hans Schmidt. And Schmidt, Blatt’s former rival, is dead.

Blatt explained that he was getting over a MRSA staph infection.

“It’s been going around,” he says. “I really fear that a lot of people are going to get this when they go to Vegas. It’s a Porn Valley-thing, man. It nearly killed me.”

After that bout, Blatt’s now getting over the flu and is faced with the prospect of having to go to AEE this week. It didn’t sound like he was too enthusiastic.

“I’ve been sick since the 22nd of December,” Blatt continues. “And I got to get well to go to this show.”

Blatt discovered he had the infection while attending a Christmas party.

“I had the MRSA staph in my arm that night,” he says. “I had no idea- I thought it was a spider bite.”

Blatt said he had it in his armpit.

“My whole arm got huge- it was red and inflamed.”

Blatt says this is something that can kill you.

“I traced it back to who gave it to me,” Blatt continues. “It was this bitch I fucked. And she never told me she had it over the summer. All I know is that they had to cut out a hole in my armpit the size of a fuckin’ golf ball. They drained it of pus and then they had to stick it full of gauze. Every two days I had to go back and get the gauze pulled out of my armpit. It felt like they were pulling my insides out through my armpit.”

“Unfortunately, a lot of other people are going to get this,” Blatt thinks.

“It’s traveling through Porn Valley right now. [One popular way of getting it is through the nasal passages].

“A lot of people in Vegas are going to get sick,” Blatt also predicts. “I don’t wish this on my worst enemy. Now I got the flu which is worse than the MRSA. I’ve got chills, fever, I feel horrible.”