Porn Valley [monsters and critics]- Dredging the depths where tenuous links are concerned, the folks over at AVN.com have produced a new Guitar Hero video feature starring none other than porn star Regan Reese.

The strictly cerebral feature, known as “Lingerie Guitar Hero,” includes a heavily tattooed Reese attempting to put the porn moves on Guitar Hero II’s “Sweet Child O Mine” by legendary rock warblers Guns N’ Roses.

Sporting a dainty black bra and displaying hand-eye coordination considerably less impressive than something you might see in one of her conventional 9-to-5 work day performances, Reese ably shows that, when it comes to sucking, she’s capable of frantically whacking the strum bar and fingering the fret buttons with the worst of ‘em.

Somewhat ironically, given the porn link, Reese is quite clearly taking on Guns N’ Roses and getting right royally rogered on Easy… she even shouts out “Oh, no!” rather than the usually scripted “Oh, yes!” at one point.

We were particularly moved by her expressionless ‘gamer face,’ which we imagine differs greatly from the ‘sex face’ Reese usually trades on. Fabulously authentic stuff.

We wonder if walking tripod Mandingo were to be the featured porn star, whether he’d be hammering the gameplay level on Hard.

Hohoho.