Porn Valley- Tony Batman, www.tonybatman.com reports: Last Tuesday during Sardos Porn Star Karaoke, the longest running weekly industry party, Dick Chibbles the Clown announced his candidacy for the presidency of the United States of America.

A podium was set up in front of the crowd at the Burbank, California grill and bar and Chibbles publicist James Bartholet from the newly formed Galaxy Publicity company introduced him as the next president of the country.

Dick Chibbles came in the room and stated officially that he was running for president and began a speech that only a clown could understand. His slogan for his campaign came out of his mouth hard and clear. “ If your going to waste your vote on anyone of these clowns, then why not vote for this clown right here.”

Chibbles the clown was escorted by a crew of clowns, painted in clown face makeup who jeered the crowd for applause as he made his speech.

As the speech ended the clown helper clowns made their way around the room handing out free clown porn to all that were there.

Galaxy Publicity clients August and Natali Demore were also in attendance for support of the clown and the publicity company.

Big breasted porn star Carrie Moon was there with friends Jessica Drew and Skyler Morgan, the girls told me they were over at World Modeling and were happy with the agency’s re opening so far.

Everyone seemed to have a good time with the night and as always on Tuesday nights the place was full by 11pm. We wish the Clown good luck with his campaign and hope he remembers all of his promises, or even his name if in fact he does happen to take the place of George Bush come November.