Porn Valley- The Grand Vizier calls me with a taunting tale. Before we get to that, I ask the Vizier about his running into Skeeter Kerkove recently. I introduced the two of them a couple of weeks ago. The Vizier says he did run into Skeeter, again, and this time it was at some fondue palace.

“Skeeter says you kind of ignored him,” I tell The Vizier. The Vizier says he was with his new girlfriend Desdemona at the time and only had eyes for her.

“Besides, Skeeter wanted to talk about real estate investments,” said the Vizier. “My mind was on other things.”

That being said, The Vizier says he’s working on a story that involves a mainstream Hollywood producer who’s been running a porn company the past few years, but no one’s supposed to know he’s this Hollywood producer, see.

“No big movies, mind you, but he’s got at least four to his credit,” says The Vizier. I tell The Vizier, interesting, but what’s the big deal.

“Lawsuits, debt collections, a battling porn couple, death threats- it’s a love story,” says The Vizier who’s been putting all his notes down on 3 by 5 cards.

“So why haven’t I heard the story yet?” I ask him. The Vizier says he got some hummus stains on his key card and is trying to decipher the text, but he should have it done shortly.