Oooooooooooooooh, we’re dyin’ LOL

Scott Fayner over at www.scottfayner.com posts the following story:

My good friend Gene Ross over at AdultFYI posted a story www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=28106 today about Gina DePalma who is pictured to your left in all her glory. I know, I know…

The story I know about Gina DePalma goes something like this: It was my first Vegas porn convention trip, I was still working as Hustler staff, and was up real real late with former Hustler Art Director Mike Richardi drinking Bloody Mary’s somewhere at the Venetian I think.

Anyway, this big chick comes over to us and asks if we wish to pay her for her sexual skills. Around that time, I was just learning the tricks of the trade but knew this chick wasn’t worth anything that she was charging.

That’s when I told her I would let her suck me off and in return I would review her web site for Hustler, a promise I could not keep as there were no web site reviews in Hustler and if there were I would have no say in who got to get reviewed.

She bought it, tough, thanks to my good looks, unthreatening penis and boyish charm.

An hour later Gina DePalma shows up at my room, takes me in the bathroom and blows me with a condom on. It was not good.

After she left, Mike regains his edge after nodding off in a stupor and says to me

“So, how was he?”

“What?”

“How was he?”

“What do you mean?”

“That was a guy, right?”

“It was?!”

“I think so. Didn’t you notice?”

“I thought it was a chick!”

“Sorry, Fayner, but I’m pretty sure that was a guy!”

I left Vegas hours later in fear. Later, I googled his/her name for any information that would conclude whether she/he is a man or not but found no hard proof.

I’m still in fear.