Of all the Denise Richards-Charlie Sheen sperm comments that have been flying this week, the ‘tranny’ one is our favorite:

Denise Richards has claimed that ex-husband Charlie Sheen wants her to “die of cancer”.

The actress said Sheen hit an “all-time low” when she informed him that their three-year-old daughter Sam was unwell.

She told PageSix: “Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for Sam’s school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold.

“His response was: ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.

“He missed Dad’s day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?”

The pair are currently embroiled in a high-profile war of words over allegations that Richards sent an email begging for a donation of Sheen’s sperm.

The former Bond girl refuted the claims, saying: “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”

Sheen recently urged his ex-wife to take a lie detector test on live TV in a bid to settle the issue.