FITSNews – Get this … the Attorney General of Alabama, who has made a name for himself by hatin’ on homosexuals and trying to ban sex toys, is apparently using a homosexual as his personal sex toy.

According to Wonkette and other outlets, Republican Troy King got caught having sex with a male aide by his wife … on their bed, no less. And according to the Locust Fork Journal in Alabama (where else would Locust Fork be), the King who would be Queen might be preparing to resign:

A spokesperson for Alabama Governor Bob Riley denied that Attorney General Troy King is preparing to resign in the wake of a massive rumor campaign that has yet to be fully confirmed. The word is, according to multiple sources in Montgomery and elsewhere, that King was recently caught by his wife in a gay affair with a male aide and banished from his home.

According to Tara Hutchison in the executive office of the governor they have heard of no plans in the works for King’s resignation. She said she had not heard that he had been kicked out of his home because of a gay affair.

Governor Bob Riley’s press office refused to return multiple phone calls from this independent press outlet even though some sources accuse Riley of perpetrating the leak. The attorney general’s press office also declined to return phone calls seeking comment.

There are few things in the world that satisfy us quite like watching pandering Bible-thumpers getting caught with their pants down … with other men. Venti mocha frappucinos and strawberry-banana smoothies are certainly on that list, but we honestly can’t think of anything else off the top of our heads right now.