[2 Snaps.tv] I saw this picture of Verne Troyer carting some new chick around a few days ago, I got sick, forgot about it and now I do not remember the details — except how amazing it is that Mini-Me keeps geting laid. I guess it is true; if you are rich you get all the bitches. She is a large gal, or just looks large sitting next to Mini-Me. Fat chicks should avoid dating midgets it obviously makes you look bad.

Meanwhile Mini-Me is suing his ex-girlfriend over his sex tape. The Associated Press reports that Troyer is suing Ranae Shrider for $20 million. He claims that the horse-faced, aspiring actress was so desperate for attention, she was the one who released snippets of their sex tape.

“The new lawsuit comes roughly two weeks after Troyer settled with a porn distributor and broker and successfully blocked the release of the 50-minute tape of him and Shrider having sex. The new suit, filed Thursday in U.S. District Court, is an outgrowth of that original claim. In late June, celebrity gossip site TMZ revealed that the tape existed and was being marketed. The site later disclosed in court documents that Shrider granted it permission to air portions of the tape.”

Troyer is still trying to get the distribution of the tape stopped and all copies destroyed.