[Marksfriggin.com]- Zoe Zane’s a porn star and she said that she’s been in porn for about 10 years and she’s 61 years old. Howard said she’s holding up pretty well for 61. She thanked him for that.

Howard said that Zoe wanted to come in and sit on a birthday cake and fart on it. She said that she’s into the farting thing right now. She let one blast out but no one caught it on mic.

Howard asked Zoe about her porn but Will was saying that he just caught a whiff of her fart and it was really bad. He told her that she really stinks. Zoe said that she sometimes just holds it in by sticking a butt plug in her ass and holds it in until she can blast it in a fetish client comes to her.

Howard asked Zoe about getting busted one time for prostitution. She said that she was doing some escorting and they brought in a guy from another town that busted her. She said that she can get $300-400 to escort someone.

Howard asked Zoe if she ever did anything for Governor Spitzer. She said that she had no idea who that was. Howard asked Zoe about the farting and fetish stuff. She said that she does that stuff on her web site ZoeZane.com. Howard said he’s seen some of these farting videos and one young girl farted on a cake so it looked like she shit her pants.

Howard asked Zoe about her ex-husband and what happened there. She said that he was a Mormon and he didn’t fuck her enough. She said that he’s oblivious to what she’s doing because he’s too busy reading the scriptures. Zoe said that she used to study that stuff but she wasn’t into it as much as he was. Zoe said that she had to get out and when she did she went out and fucked her brains out.

Howard asked Zoe to show them what she was going to do. They had a cake on the floor so he asked her to go for it. She said she didn’t have any farts saved up now. Howard told her to try it anyway. She gave it a try and let one rip. She wasn’t sitting on the cake though. Howard told her to sit on it and do it. She tried it again and blasted one out. She was screaming like she had never farted before in her life.

Howard said that she really delivered today. Artie said that he was saying goodbye to Denise earlier and Brian Phelan told him that they had to move because they had a chick coming in to fart on a cake. He thought that was kind of rude.

Howard asked Zoe about her boobs and found out they were fake. She took her top off and showed them to Howard. Artie asked her what the mood was like in this country when the Titanic sunk. Zoe didn’t get the joke. Artie told her it was just a bad joke.

Zoe told Howard about her farting and how she gets wine enemas and coffee enemas. She said that she’s not sure how some of these guys can hold that stuff in for two hours at a time.

Artie asked Robin what she thinks about this chick being the only guest they’ve ever had that things coffee enemas are cool. Robin didn’t answer.

Richie Wilson suggested that they put her on the Sybian and hit her in the face with pies. Zoe said she was up for that. The guys showed her the Sybian and she had no idea what it was. Artie told her they call it their ”rape motor.”

Zoe farted again and the guys were disgusted by the stink. Zoe even said that she caught a whiff of it and it was pretty strong. Zoe wasn’t able to get on the Sybian with her panty hose on so Howard almost called it off. Zoe was able to get on it eventually. She started to scream as Gary started to power it up. Richie hit her in the face with a pie and her wig fell off. Richie hit her with another one and told her to shut up as she was talking.

Howard let her ride if for a few seconds and then called the whole thing off. He asked Zoe what had just happened there. Zoe said that she read this book that this guy wrote where they talked about throwing cream pies in each other’s faces. She said that she was just having some fun and wanted to make people laugh. Howard said she made him laugh.

Howard told Zoe that she looks good for her age. Artie told her she looks younger with the cream on her face. Howard gave her some plugs and sounded like he was trying to wrap up with her. She farted again so Will was disgusted by that again and pointed out how bad it smelled. Howard gave Zoe some more plugs and wrapped up with her a short time later.

From howardstern.com: Ageing porn star, Zoe Zane (she’s 61), stopped by because she wanted to “sit on a birthday cake and fart on it.” When she let a test fart out, Will Murray, who had been holding the microphone for her started to complain about the smell. Zoe said she also worked as a dominatrix and an escort, but when Howard asked if that was illegal, Zoe admitted she had been arrested once.

Zoe said she got into porn about 10 years ago and some of her kids know what she does, but none of her grandkids do. She said the current fetish she gets a lot of requests for is “cake farts.” Zoe explained she was married for 17 years to a Mormon bishop and had 7 kids with him, but left because she needed more sex than he could give. Following her life story, Zoe squatted over a strawberry birthday cake and was able to squeeze off 6 messy farts. Howard noted that the icing actually went up her ass and then got “blown out” when she farted. After telling a story about a client who held a wine enema for two hours, Zoe proclaimed she was not voting for Sarah Palin.

HowardTV’s Richie Wilson asked Zoe if she wanted to sit on the Sybian while they hit her with whipped cream pies. Zoe immediately said, “Oooh! Sploshing! Sure!” While the guys got Zoe ready for her Sybian ride, she let out another fart, which even she remarked smelled really bad. After some difficulty getting situated, the Sybian started and the pies began to fly…and quickly knocked Zoe’s wig off. Everyone was laughing so hard they had to end the Sybian ride.

Howard thought the sight of Zoe without her wig, covered in icing and whipped cream was one of the funniest things he’d seen in a long time. After someone mentioned Robin’s habit of taking coffee enemas, Zoe quickly seized on the idea, saying it would be great for her dominatrix business: she takes a coffee enema and then blasts it on her client. As Zoe got up to leave, Howard laughed as a clump of whipped cream dripped down her leg and Zoe let out one final blast that Will gagged was the worst one yet.