Or, if Nichols isn’t up to it, Janine in glasses. End of story.
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[NY Post] Hustler founder Larry Flynt is using the power of porn to express his views on Sarah Palin.
The Hustler founder and freedom of speech advocate has produced an X-rated movie using an adult-film actress who resembles the Republican vice presidential candidate.
Flynt’s producers posted an anonymous help-wanted ad on Craigslist in L.A. just days after the Republican convention. “Looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike,” read the ad, “for an adult film to be shot in the next 10 days.” The actress would be paid $3,000 for the part, said the ad.
No, it’s not Tina Fey.
Flynt’s spokesman David Carrillo confirmed to us yesterday that the film has been shot by Hustler Video, but he wouldn’t yet reveal the title. They need only consult bloggers from humorist Mo Rocca to Choire Sicha at Radar, who upon discovery of the ad came up with such gems as “Juneau You Want It” and “Northern Xxxposure.”
The iconoclastic publisher, who was portrayed by Woody Harrelson in the movie “The People vs. Larry Flynt,” has never hidden his liberal views. In his 2005 book “Sex, Lies and Politics: The Naked Truth,” he eviscerated the Bush administration for what he saw as its violations of U.S. freedoms guaranteed under the Bill of Rights.
Gov. Palin’s spokesman could not be reached by deadline.
Here’s the original story: A porn studio in Los Angeles is searching for a Sarah Palin look-alike for shooting an adult movie.
For this purpose, the studio has published online advertisements on the Los Angeles webpage of sales and social networking site Craig’’s List.
The ads state that the woman to portray U.S. Republican vice-presidential candidate in the movie will earn between 2000 to 3000 dollars for the role.
“Looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days,” the Daily Telegraph quoted the ad as saying.
“Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP,” it added.
The newspaper report hints that the studio hails from Los Angeles” San Fernando Valley region, which is also home to Warner Bros., NBC Universal, The Walt Disney Company, Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network. (ANI)