Sgt Schultz writes: I heard a rumor today that everyone’s favorite dirty old man, Dick Nasty, had returned to England after his long, successful, and much-lauded porn career in the States.

The word is that he was broke after having at least one of his cars repossessed, and his house in Woodland Hills foreclosed on a few months ago. I heard he’d moved into an apartment in the Valley that he was sharing with “retired” porn director, Nic Cramer, for a while, but that his financial problems were so severe he decided to bail on them, and return to London.