[From www.Marksfriggin.com]- Howard had Taya Parker and Teagan Presley come in… Howard said that Taya is the Penthouse Pet of the Year and Teagan is a porn star who is way to hot to be a porn star. Howard said that Taya is a stripper too. She said that job wasn’t for her so she branched out and started doing feature dancing instead. She said that she submitted her pictures and got picked up by Penthouse.

Howard said that Taya is so naked. He said that he saw her asshole in one picture and it looked so clean. He wanted to know how she keeps it that clean and beautiful. She said that she’s never had anal sex so that might help.

Teagan said that she’s into anal and just had it the other night. Howard said that a man is better off with a woman like these two because they have a lot more fun. Teagan said that they’re less likely to stray. She said that they know how to please them and they don’t get bored.

Howard asked if Teagan is wild in her sexual life. She said that she likes the rough stuff in her real life just like she does in her movies.

Teagan said that she doesn’t get into the foreplay thing and she prefers to just get into sex right away. Taya said she likes the foreplay and likes to make her men work for it.

Howard asked if the girls like to kiss and stuff like that. Teagan said that she kisses a little bit but she doesn’t need it. Taya said she likes to do that. Teagan said that she just needs a guy to breath in her ear and she can get worked up.

Teagan said she’s had a record 23 orgasms in one session before too. Howard said he can’t imagine a guy lasting that long with her. She said that it was just 45 minutes and it was just one of those moments for them. Howard said he can’t imagine lasting that long with a hot chick like that. Teagan said she was very tired after that 45 minutes. She said that she’ll blow a guy and take a break during sex to make it last longer.

Howard said that they have pictures of the girls up on his web site. He said he’d give them more plugs for places you can check them out later on.

Howard asked Taya about the lap dances she gives where she does some kind of trick. She wanted to demonstrate it on someone so she asked the guys who wanted to be part of it. Artie didn’t jump up and take the spot. He asked what the trick was but Taya didn’t answer.

Howard asked Teagan if she’s into chicks. She said that she’s not really into them that much. She said that girls will sometimes not cut their nails and it hurts when they finger bang her. She said that guys will do it and she likes it but not for a long time.

JD came in to see what this Taya special trick was. Howard told JD to sit on the couch and let Taya demonstrate this trick she does during lap dances. Taya took her clothes off for him while Howard was asking her about the kind of money she makes doing those feature dancing gigs.

Howard said that Taya has some body on her. She said that she works out. She had JD sit back and demonstrated the trick she does. She did a back bend with her pussy in JD’s face. Howard asked if guys are into that kind of stuff. He said he’d rather not see the special tricks when he goes to a club. He said that he just wants some sensuality. Howard asked JD if he liked it. JD said that she’s got a great ass and he liked it in his face.

Howard said he’d like to have a girl put her knee into his penis and stuff like that. Taya claims that she stripped for Harrison Ford one time and he was very rude to the girls. Howard said that the girls won’t give a special lap dance if you’re mean to the girls. Howard said the girls don’t want to be abused. Taya said she didn’t care who he was even when the other girls were talking about how cool it was to have Indiana Jones there.

Howard asked the girls how long it takes for guys to have an accident in their pants. Taya said that she had a guy that lasted 15 seconds with her. Howard said it sounds like Taya enjoys this lifestyle. She said it’s just a job, not a lifestyle. She said she can just walk away if she wants to and doesn’t have to dance for anyone she doesn’t want to.

Howard said that Teagan seems so pure but she’s into this hard core porn stuff. Teagan said that she has 4 nominations in the upcoming porn awards. She rattled off the list of things she’s up for. Howard asked her how she got into porno.

Teagan said that she was a loner in high school because she was always moving around to new schools. She said that she answered an ad for nude modeling in the paper and ended up getting into porno after that. Howard said she must make some good money doing what she does. She said that she’s doing pretty good but she’s only doing girls in the movies she does. She said that she has two kids and she’s going through a custody battle right now so she’s not doing guys. She said that it’s not hard core stuff now either. She said that she’s in a relationship now too and she’s trying to keep the guy around so she’s only doing chicks on film.

Howard asked about the custody thing and what the husband is saying about her. She said that they say that she’s a porn actress and doesn’t hang around with good people. Teagan said that he was a porn star in the past too but he got out of the business.

Howard said that Teagan has had a bunch of boob jobs. She said that she tore a pectoral muscle after one surgery during a movie shoot. She said she thought she was healed but apparently wasn’t.

Howard asked Teagan about the guy she’s seeing now. She said that he’s a good guy and she’s not with him just for his money or anything. She said that they’re well off though. She said that he used to do home theater but now he’s managing her stuff for her. She said that he’s just a normal guy.

Howard said that he wanted to listen to some of Teagan’s work. He asked her about some of her latest movies. She talked about one where she was on roller skates and another one where she was doing a Marcia Brady impression. She revealed that she can orgasm from anal sex alone. Howard said that he loves everything this girl says. Teagan said that she did anal the other night and they didn’t have any foreplay at all. She said that they discuss doing it before she does. Teagan said that she usually doesn’t worry about having one in the chamber back there, she just doesn’t think about it.

Howard played some audio of Teagan in one of her movies. She was in a locker room in the roller derby movie getting banged. Teagan said that she’s just as loud in real life as she is in the movies too. Howard said that the noise she makes is a turn on to him. He said that she hasn’t said one wrong thing yet.

Howard said that both girls are fun in their own way. He said that whatever they’re doing is fantastic. Taya said that they’re glad that they’re making Howard happy.

Howard had the girls show off their bodies a little bit and asked if they were molested as kids. Taya said that she didn’t have anything like that and she thinks she’s too normal for the Howard Stern Show. Howard said she’s not that normal. Artie said that both of them are whack-a-dos.

Howard asked how the girls avoided being molested. Teagan said she was a ballet dancer and she was hardly even at school. Robin said there’s no one in ballet who wants to molest a girl.

Howard said that the girls are in Penthouse magazine and you can see them in the January issue. Howard said Taya will be at the Romantic Depot in Paramus, NJ tonight. She’s also going to be up in Brockton, MA the week of Christmas.

Jeff the Drunk called in and said that Taya should ride the Sybian. Teagan didn’t want to do it though. Howard asked Teagan why she didn’t want to do it. She said that they had her do the Sybian one time with an inserted attachment and it was a home made attachment that didn’t work out so well. She doesn’t trust it now.

Howard asked Taya if she would ride it. She said she would give it a try. Howard had her to over and get on the thing after they set it up with a new piece of rubber.

Gary told Taya what to do and let him know what she wanted as far as speed. He also said it works better if her top is off. She took her top off after that. Howard told her to be honest and let them know if she wanted more juice.

Gary started off the Sybian at about 30 percent and started turning up the power slowly. Taya said her teeth were chattering. Howard told Gary to turn it up. She said that it was doing nothing for her. Gary told her to block the guys out and just get into it. Taya said it was just making her numb down there. She wasn’t getting into it so Gary just sent it up to full speed for a second.

Taya didn’t like the machine so Gary asked Teagan if she wanted to give it a try. She wasn’t going to do it no matter what. Howard said it doesn’t work on everyone. He wished the girls luck in their careers. He gave them some more plugs and then asked the girls about this Fran Drescher and Caroline Kennedy trying to become senator. Taya knew about it but Teagan said she was just going to say no comment on that story.

Taya asked the guys what they think about the Plaxico Burress shooting thing. That led to Howard talking about that for a short time.

Taya said that she’s going to be on the new season of ”Rock of Love” with Brett Michaels. She said that they just wrapped that show up but she can’t say how it turned out. She said that she was into Brett though and she did try to win. Howard seemed to find that hard to believe that she was really into the guy.

Howard had to wrap up with the girls a short time later. He said that all of the guys love them. Artie asked the girls if they wanted a breakfast burrito. Howard said that’s how he could tell that Artie really liked them. He said Artie has never offered a guest his breakfast. The girls thought Artie was offering them some weird sexual thing when he said ”breakfast burrito.” Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later.