Sean from www.pornlegends.com writes: You want straight, no nonsense journalism, you stick with Adultfyi.com.
Dope of the Week Nominees … Christopher Michael Nicklis [teacher sends picture of his cock to a 15 year old girl’s cell phone] … Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick
This weeks Jack Venice Dope of the Week award goes to … Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick
It would appear that this lovely couple sure isn’t short on ego and may just be a little delusional. Take this quote from Mr. Patrick: “Tera Patrick shines a big light that everybody gets to bask in.”
If she’s paying my bills I guess I’d say the same thing.
Now about this gem from Ms. Patrick: “I get recognized everywhere. It doesn’t matter if I’m in Summerlin or Antarctica,” she said with a big smile. “The last Eskimo on earth knows who I am.”
That Eskimo may know who you are, my dear, but I bet he also has a poster of a pregnant Jenna Jameson on his igloo wall.
This week’s Media Whore Award Nominees are … Genevieve Gallen [Verne Troyer’s ex] … and the Vaudeville team of Flynt & Francis starring in the $5billion gov bailout [Larry would like you all to go out of business, by the way.]
At the start of the week, it sure looked like Gallen had the award locked up. In an attempt by this former Playboy model to rev up interest in her floundering career, Verne Troyer’s ex claimed that little Verne was a sex addict. The world is a better place knowing that bit of information.
But, no. This week’s winners are Larry Flynt and his current towel boy, Joe “You are 18, right?” Francis. Larry and Little Joe said that since the government is in the bailout mood, the adult industry sure could use a $5 billion bailout. This cockamamie story spread like wildfire in the mainstream press and even picked up the half-hearted endorsement from Rush Limbaugh.
Larry and his lapdog will never see anything close to a $5 billion bailout. But the genius of this little joke was that Larry received about $1 million worth of FREE ADVERTISING in the mainstream media.
Here is my little theory about this story: Larry never really seriously wanted a $5 billion bailout. No, in fact, as a smart business man, he actually hopes that every adult company would actually go out of business so he could monopolize the industry. Brilliant example of reverse sociology.
This week’s Norman Einstein Award nominees are … Paul Fishbein … Jenna Haze
The winners of the Norman Einstein Award are … Paul Fishbein and Jenna Haze
Fishbein shares the award this week for this quote: “This [AVN Awards] is treated with the same seriousness as the Academy Awards.”
Really, Paul? Let’s do a little comparison shopping, shall we? First, the AVN awards are voted on by about 50 people [editors & freelance writers]. All of which are on the AVN payroll. Also, AVN is a trade magazine which sells advertising to companies that end up winning AVN awards. Nice. Paul must have studied business at the feet of the governor of Illinois.
Meanwhile, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has about 6,000 voting members that work in all levels of the movie making industry [actors, producers, directors, writers, Indian chiefs, etc.].
In reality, the AVN awards should really be compared with the Golden Globe awards. Those awards are given out by the foreign press that covers Hollywood. Ask any movie actor: What award would you want to win, an Oscar or a Golden Globe? I’m betting on Oscar.
Jenna Haze shares the award for this lovely quote concerning the AVN awards: “We are appreciated and awarded by our peers for what we have done that year.”
Jenna, unless you are on the staff of AVN [she may have ended up on someone’s staff], the people giving out the awards are not your peers.
Belated birthdays: Nikki Nova 01/05, Sydney Moon 01/05, Taylor Lynn 01/05, Sofia Staks 01/07, Melissa Hill 01/08, Linda Lovelace 01/10 [RIP], Roxetta 01/10, Echo Johnson 01/11, Kim Chambers 01/11, Vida Garman 01/11
> From AEE: An illicit bar tab and a swiped credential – I’ve worn hundreds of these credentials and have never been warned in quite that way to protect my pass. Well, about an hour ago I ran into a colleague who was wearing a lanyard – and no pass. “What happened?” I asked. “Someone stole my pass!” was the response. These porn people just grab whatever they want, it seems.
Read this shocking story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32246
Sean: A song keeps popping into my head … Oh, yeah, Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves”
> From AEE: Exhibitors say sour economy has hurt sex trade too – Gene says: My New year’s wish is that someone who writes about the adult business refrains forever from using the comment sex sells. Plus the math in this article stinks. Last year there were 400 exhibitors. This year 250. That’s a decrease of 40% not 18% as quoted in this article.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32239
> From AEE: XBiz: Porn Business Models Crumbling – “A lot of the companies have been pretty optimistic,” said Stephen Yagielowicz, a senior editor at Xbiz.com, a porn industry news site. “The reality is that a lot of business is hurting. All these business models are crumbling.”
He said that the industry was already rocking on its heels from convergence and problems related to new media, such as piracy, free content and popular social networks like….
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32236
Sean: Don’t worry, Sweet Mary Sunshine, DP’s Samantha Lewis says her company is doing great.
> From AEE: Digital Playground leans on iPhone to lure new customers – One major goal for Digital Playground is to make as much of its content available on the iPhone as possible…
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32235
Sean: I’m no technical wizard, but if you could get DP on your iPhone, couldn’t you get free porn as well? Just asking.
> Reuters: Penthouse parent’s IPO might be tough sell; Vice Aspect makes prospects Dim – Adult social networking company FriendFinder Networks Inc, which publishes Penthouse magazine, is testing the waters of the initial public offerings market, but may find them ice cold….
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32234
Sean: It is hard for me to fathom why anyone on Wall Street would want to invest in such a mainstream business. Again, if you think porn is becoming “mainstream” you are more delusional than Tera Patrick.
> From AEE: “Exclusive”: Porn princess Tera Patrick goes mainstream with new Strip burlesque show – Gene says: In the battle for “exclusives” at AEE Robin Leach claims he got this one from Tera Patrick about her new burlesque gig. Meanwhile earlier today Richard Abowitz reported that he got the exclusive.
www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32225
Here’s what Leach has to report: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32230
> From AEE: Now Engaged, Sasha Grey: ‘I wanted porn to be more creative’ – “And, as I told you before, I entered porn because I thought there was a void — a lack of quality production. You see the same thing over and over and there was just so much titillation missing from porn…
Read the full interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32227
Sean: Hey, Sasha, those films are called “couples porn.” Give Veronica Hart or Candida Royalle a call if you need pointers. Geez, like she’s trying to reinvent the wheel.
> Bathroom Larry Craig drops appeal of sex-sting conviction – Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, is dropping efforts to appeal the criminal conviction he received after police picked him up during a sex sting inside a bathroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, AP reports.
“We’ve concluded that the Supreme Court would not accept this for review,” Tom Kelly, a lawyer for the senator, tells AP. “It would be a futile exercise.”
Craig pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct.
Sean: Larry Craig also has a booth at AEE. It is setup in the restroom on the second floor. PS: knock twice.
> From AEE: Tera Patrick reveals new Vegas show for 2009 – Gene says: Funny. Tera Patrick told Las Vegas Weekly she was going to be making less movies. Here she tells reporter Richard Abowitz she’ll be making more.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32225
> From AEE: Max Hardcore Begs Feds to Go to Vegas – Paul Little, also known as Max Hardcore, has been ordered to report to a federal prison in Los Angeles on Jan. 29 to begin serving a 46-month prison sentence he received in federal court here in October.
His attorneys filed a motion today asking that he be given permission to drive to the Adult Entertainment Expo, starting tomorrow and running until Sunday. The motion describes the expo as the annual trade show for the adult entertainment industry, which Little has attended for the past 15 years.
“The defendant is need to so to complete transactions with other members of the adult entertainment business that would allow him to have the financial ability and arrangements to pay the $75,000.00 corporate fine and to otherwise secure his financial matters while he is away serving his sentence,” the motion states.
A federal prosecutor was notified and didn’t object to the request, according to the motion.
Sean: I guess they don’t have fax machines in California.
> From AEE: Attendance Down at Adult Entertainment Expo – It’s day one at the annual AVN Expo and vendor Joe Ward is noticing that the crowds are smaller, “It looks like the attendance is down, I’d say 30-percent. Certainly the number of boots is down. Even downstairs, in the novelty area, it seems to be down also.”
Read the full story: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32222
> From AEE: Nikki Jayne in Only One Title Yet Nominated for Best New Starlet – Saturday’s on its way, which can only mean one thing: yes, the annual Adult Video News Awards! Capping the weeklong AVN Expo (it’s the Comic-Con of porn!), the awards bring the entire flesh industry under one enormous surgically enhanced roof….
Read the list of some of the nominated stars here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32221
Sean: I guess it doesn’t matter how much you do, but rather who you are doing.
> From AEE: Convention Much Smaller This year; Naughty America Shane’s World Also Absent – Mirroring the decline in business at the casinos, which are reportedly down as much as 40% by some estimates due to the recession, it was certainly sobering to see how much smaller the convention is this year compared to years past, or even last year.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32220
> Someone Narc’ed on Her: Rick’s Cabaret exotic dancer didn’t report $80,000 in tips, charges say – A former exotic dancer who allegedly made about $80,000 in tips during one year is now facing multiple felony charges for failing to report the money as income.
Stephanie Antes, 28, of Albertville, is charged with five felony counts and one gross misdemeanor count of failing to file and pay income taxes and filing a false income tax return, according to the Minnesota Department of Revenue.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32218
Sean: Another graduate of the Janine Lindemulder School of Accounting.
> From AEE: Tera Patrick ““The last Eskimo on earth knows who I am” – “I get recognized everywhere. It doesn’t matter if I’m in Summerlin or Antarctica,” she said with a big smile. “The last Eskimo on earth knows who I am.”
Read the rest of the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32217
Sean: I Don’t Know But I’ve been Told, Eskimo Pussy is Mighty Cold.
> From AEE: With Beer Lube, it’s always Miller Time – There are hundreds of “personal care products” represented in the B2B (business-to-business) trade-show level of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, from the Naughty Shell shower accessory to Vigralis and other anagrammatical variations on Viagra.
But one product emerged as the simplest signal of the economy’s effect on the adult market: Beer Lube, a brand-new product in the crowded personal lubricant market, is just what it sounds like – lube that looks and tastes like beer. The water-based, non-alcoholic lube is available in six-packs with different labels, including Hinie-Can and Whore’s Light.
“Maybe when the economy turns around we’ll put out Champagne Lube,” says Beer Lube CEO Paul Snyder, of DeForest, Wisconsin.
Sean: If somebody paid full price for a booth, they may need a case of this stuff.
> From AEE: A new porn title puts a new spin on “Genie” – [Las Vegas Weekly]- Well, this was a hell of a day: I found out that one of the icons of my childhood has been hopelessly violated.
Having just finished wrapping, or whatever they call it in the adult film business, is the film I’m Dreaming Genie, which is loosely (how else?) based on the famous ’60s sitcom that was centered on a naïve, subservient blonde dressed in a silk nighty catering to a dashing military man.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32212
Gene: Give me a quarter for every I Dream of Genie porn movie knockoff ever made and I can bail out the industry single handed.
> From AEE: Exhibitors Down from 400 to 250; Bang Productions Scales Way Back; No Abby Winters – Competition from a recent explosion of amateur sites like XTube and PornoTube that, like YouTube but with a crucial difference, offer startlingly specific varieties of streaming video content – for free.
“If I may be blunt,” says Sean Devlin, a spokesman for the Expo (and if you can’t be blunt at the porno convention, where can you, Sean?), “your average porn consumer only needs to spend – what, maybe 3 to 5 minutes of quality time? – once he’s found what he’s looking for. Everyone in the industry is kind of tearing their hair out over these sites.”
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32211
Sean: Next year they are going to hold this expo in Ray Pistol’s garage.
> From AEE: 8,000 Fans Expected at The AVN Porn Awards – While die-hard technology geeks are swooning over the latest in cutting-edge electronics and gadgets this week at the International 2009 Consumer Electronic Show in Las Vegas, across town another party is about to open its doors for fans to swoon over a different set of stars – adult entertainment industry stars, that is. Over 8,000 cheering fans are expected to show at the red carpet for this year’s AVN Porn Awards, to be held at the Mandalay Bay Hotel.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32210
Sean: Joseph Goebbels must be writing all this crap.
> From AEE: Some Porn Makers Claim They Enjoyed Record Numbers – The porn industry generated $12 billion in 2007, and it is not showing any real signs of slowing down.
In fact, some filmmakers at the crowded AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas said they enjoyed record business the last few months.
“We shoot about 100 scenes a month between the two studios,” said Nicholas Steele, CEO of Bluebird America.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32209
Sean: The National Weather Service is predicting about 3 feet of bullshit to fall on Las Vegas this weekend.
> At AEE: Shane Goes into Legends of Erotica – Las Vegas- Shane along with Sunset Thomas, Tom Byron, Stephanie Swift and the late Gerard Damiano will be inducted in the Legends of Erotica, www.legendsoferotica.com Friday night 8pm.
The event takes place at Showgirl Video 631 Las Vegas Blvd S., Las Vegas, NV; phone number is 702.385.4554.
For some background information, Gene’s interview with Shane here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32208
> Rush Limbaugh Weighs In On Flynt Bailout Proposal – Rush Limbaugh writes on www.rushlimbaugh.com: Larry Flynt has asked for a $5 billion bailout. The porn industry is hurting, ladies. Why not? Why not bail ’em out?
If America is undersexed we’ve gotta do something about that because that can lead to other problems down the road. Flynt wants five bil’? That’s nothing, compared to other people we’re bailing out.
Sean: Hey, Rush, your prescription at Walgreen’s is ready.
> Report: Mobile Porn Going Into the Tub – Sex sells, but in these times of financial crisis, it sells considerably less. The global economic downturn has had a broad impact and now has struck the mobile porn industry as well. A report by Juniper Research predicts that the adult mobile content market will grow 3.5 per cent less than previously expected.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32205
> From AEE: Joselyn Pink, “I can’t look at an ATM machine the same anymore.” – In an effort to sort through the lingo being bantered about by both the adult stars and the journalists covering them, we’ve compiled this glossary of very adult terms. While it’s by no means exhaustive, our porn mini-dictionary will hopefully help you navigate the decidedly X-rated conversations at the Venetian’s center bar and clue you in to what the saucy blond meant when she asked if you would give her a facial. Hint – she’s not looking for a chemical peel.
Read the glossary here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32204
Sean: I’d like to take a BBW and DP her then find a MILF and RTF her till I DADV her with my good friend and BUFF, RJ. Got all that?
> From AEE: Evan Seinfeld: “Tera Patrick shines a big light that everybody gets to bask in” – AVN President Paul Fishbein commented: “This is the only show of its kind to recognize entertainment professionals in the adult industry. We are thrilled to open it up to the general public. Our fans are fiercely loyal, and as demand grew for tickets every year, we just had to find a larger venue with more seats right here at the Mandalay Bay Events Center. It all signals the evolution of the adult entertainment industry into mainstream.”
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32203
Sean: There is so much bullshit in that article it could fertilize the San Joaquin Valley for the next thousand years.
> Teacher Sends Female Student Cellphone Photo of His Dick – A Harrison High School English teacher was arrested Wednesday on computer pornography charges for reportedly text-messaging a 15-year-old student to solicit sex and transmitting cellphone photographs of his genitalia to her.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32200
Sean: Sending a picture of his dick? What, does he suspect she never saw one before, or was he worried she thought he didn’t have one.
> Francis Koenig- a Ponzi Scheme? – Crocodile writes on www.xxxporntalk.com: Francis Koenig, manager of hedge fund AdultVest, tells The Atlantic Monthly his hedge fund returned 50% last year by investing in porn-related assets, both public and private. The story fits with the common perception that sin and sex sell in any environment.
We asked Koenig what, exactly, he’s been investing in that’s bucked the trend, but he was unwilling to go into much detail. He noted AdultVest bought some porn domain names, which have been appraised at higher values, but which haven’t been sold. He also mentioned AdultVest’s stake in iPorn — a startup doing porn for the iPhone. But iPorn hasn’t launched yet so any value is going to be difficult to determine.
Coke Stevenson writes on XPT:If it looks too good to be true, it probably is. Frances Koenig doesn’t know anything that his competitors don’t know. In fact he knows a lot less. If this is a Ponzi scheme or something shady, he was incredibly stupid to claim a 50% gain. As if no one would notice. We should hear after people try to withdraw funds.
Money laundering is a possibility. More likely Koenig started losing money but wanted to keep the lifestyle/successful image going, so he started lying on paper and doing the ponzi thing with new investors. If this is where all the successful porn scumbags have put their money, it could devastate the industry.
Sean: Thanks for pointing out the obvious, boys.
> Is Larry Flynt’s $5 Million Porn Industry Bailout Bid a Modern Day Boston Tea Party? – When the headline hit CNN that the porn industry seeks federal bailout funds, it took little time to realize that Larry Flynt and Joe Francis were behind the $5 million porn bailout bid. It has already been established that the sex industry has soaring revenues, making the porn industry bailout idea little more than a publicity stunt. Or is it?
Read another story about the PR stunt that will not go away: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32198
Sean: Flynt is getting about $5 billion in free advertising off of this story.
> AEBN Supports Federal Bailout – Representatives for a Charlotte-based distributor of adult films say they support the idea of a federal bailout for the porn industry.
Magazine publisher Larry Flynt and video producer Joe Francis have reportedly called for congressional action to aid their adult entertainment companies weather the economic downturn.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32195
Sean: Sure, I’m in too. While we’re at it. let’s make it 20 billion.
> Industry Comments On Flynt bailout Proposal: Jenna Presley’s Website Taking a Hit –
“I regret that two porn-industry executives have used the current economic crisis to launch an obvious publicity stunt,” said Rep. Brad Sherman, D-Sherman Oaks. “As Americans face tough economic times, we need a serious discussion of the issues.”
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32194
Sean: I have to respect Larry Flynt. He is getting more mileage out of this dead horse than I suspected.
> Mike Fattorosi: Workers Comp Insurer Changes Rules for Talent Agents – Adult entertainment talent agents who are insured by State Compensation Insurance Fund and send performers to production sets of uninsured studios might be in for a shock if the porn star gets injured — they could be on the hook for a workers compensation claim.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32193
Sean: This could be a giant story.
> “Talent agents are as responsible for the diminished quality of today’s product as anyone” – Scott Fayner, www.scottfayner.com posted the following on his website – “The Ice Age, The Great Depression, The Dot Com Boom… all had recoveries, thriving recoveries. So will the adult industry. It’s just a matter of shaking the tree and getting rid of the dead branches.”
Read the rest of Fayner’s State of Porn Nation here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32192
Sean: I agree with everything he said, but his solution to the problem will never happen.
> Robin Leach Interviews Jenna Haze the 2009 AVN Awards show “hostess with the mostess” – Jenna Haze: The AVN show is the biggest event to my industry of the year. It is the one time we can go all-out, dress up; it is our Academy Awards. Our fans look at us like stars. We are appreciated and awarded by our peers for what we have done that year.
Read the rest of this interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32188
Sean: Hey, Robin, Gloria Leonard says “hello.”
> In the world of porn, [Ira] Isaacs has endured his own trial – The 57-year-old pornographer, who is based in Los Angles, had been producing films since 1999 on the extreme spectrum of the adult industry, so much so that he calls his videos shock art rather than porn.
His films include bestiality, simulated violence and scat.
The agency charged Isaacs with four counts of using an interactive computer service to sell and distribute obscene films on DVD, two counts of distributing obscene DVDs, and two counts of failing to label sexually explicit DVDs with the name and location of the custodian…
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32187
> Adult Stores Owner Goes to Prison for Not Paying Taxes – A business owner who once owned a chain of adult stores in the Houston area was sentenced to 20 months in prison for failing to pay federal taxes, the U.S. Department of Justice announced Wednesday.
Andrew Jinks Inglet, 55 was convicted of conspiracy to impede the Internal Revenue Service after he failed to pay $328,190 in income and employment taxes between 1999 and 2003, according to a statement issued by the justice department. Inglet has been in federal custody as a flight risk since September 2007 when he returned to the United States after living in El Salvador for several years.
Sean: Remember, you must file your taxes BEFORE April 15th.
> XXX Church: saving the porn convention – Richard Abowitz writes on www.vegasblog.latimes.com]- In August, Craig Gross moved his XXX Church to Las Vegas. And, as in previous years, he and his followers will have a booth set up at the Adult Entertainment Expo, trying to save the souls of porn industry performers and fans.
Read the interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32185
Sean: Remember, God loves all his children including porn stars.
> First Dopey Study of the Year: A Big Ass May Be Good for Your Health – People with the apple shape, where fat is stored around the tummy, can be more prone to type 2 diabetes and heart disease. Those with pear-shaped bodies, where fat is collected in the buttocks, are less likely to have these disorders.
Read the full story while you eat your third box of Twinkies here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32181
Sean: In that case, Oprah will live forever.
> Topless cafe gets Maine town planners’ OK – Planners said the central Maine town has no ordinance to regulate businesses’ uniforms — or lack of them. They say the proposal met the town’s 10 performance standards, which are mostly related to safety, parking, traffic and signs.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32180
Sean: Yeah, that’s what I want, some 70-year-old waitress’s tit flopping into my oatmeal.
> Hustler’s Larry Flynt sues nephews, alleging trademark infringement – In the lawsuit, Flynt notes that the Flynt name is connected to Hustler magazine, which has been a registered trademark since the early 1970s. “Hustler” has been used in connection with related publications, adult-themed video and DVD releases, various websites and adult-content stores.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32167
> The Grand Vizier Sez: David Stanley Shooting for Sex Z Pictures – The Grand Vizier tells me David Stanley is returning to porn after a year off and coming back to do a movie for Sex Z Pictures…the shoot will be in downtown LA next week and stars Hillary Scott, Kimberly Kane, Nikki Rhodes, Evan Stone Dereck Pierce and others.
> Adultvest.com offers to hook you up in the porn business – Perhaps there is a way for investors to play this market to their benefit. However, it’s been my experience that the human male has only enough blood in his system to power his brain or his daddy parts, but not both at the same time. Therefore, a dispassionate appraisal of the risks and rewards of a porn portfolio might be hard to come by.
Read about the Ponzi scheme here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32158
> National Association of Dutch Sex Companies says banks no longer want to do business with them – The association says the banks are taking the action because they no longer want to be associated with firms that may be involved in money laundering and human trafficking. However, the association points out that the boycott also applies to companies that fully abide by the law.
The association is a national organization for brothels, swingers’ clubs, massage parlours, erotic cafes, escort companies and SM studios.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32152
> ‘Nitro’ From American Gladiators: Because of Steroids My Balls Never Regained Their Size – DAN Clark loved the power steroids gave him – until the “American Gladiators” star discovered the muscle-enhancing drugs made him grow man-boobs, shrank his privates and turned sex into a painful experience.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32010
Sean: Tito Ortiz said the same thing only he was talking about his relationship with Jenna Jameson.
> The stars that would shine as Madam Kristin Davis’ hookers; Sarah Palin gets a Pass – Davis, who served three months in jail, is about to publish a book, “The Real Sex in the City: True Tales of the Manhattan Madam.”
She claims it will contain the names of powerful politicians, Wall Street bigwigs, celebrities, doctors and lawyers who patronized her call-girl ring.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32147
Sean: That splash you just heard was Davis’ lifeless body hitting the East River.
> Francis Koenig Says AdultVest is Up 50%; Says Porn Downturn is Temporary – Enter Koenig and AdultVest. He sees the porn downturn as temporary and believes that technological improvements will trigger a turnaround. One example: iPorn, a start-up in AdultVest’s portfolio that is developing an application to deliver porn to the Apple iPod. “The industry’s not going anywhere,” Koenig says. “You’ve got 6 billion people on the planet,” he laughs, “and they’re all horny.”
Read the full story here while you fight your cat for the last peanut butter cracker: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32141
Sean: Francis better hope his cellmate isn’t one of those 6 billion horny people.
> Larry Flynt Sues Nephews Huey and Dewey; Louie Not Involved – Larry Flynt alleges in the suit his nephews, who worked for him until last year, are “seeking to trade off and usurp the famous Flynt name” and trademark of their uncle in order to “confuse the public into buying their inferior products.”
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32137
Sean: Yeah, Huey and Dewey are going to end up kaplowie.
> Hugh Hefner’s Newest Girlfriend: I’m a Good Girl – The 22-year-old psychology student has been snapped with the Playboy founder on several occasions but has not been officially introduced until now.
Instead, the limelight has fallen on the twins who moved in after former girlfriends Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson left in October.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32136
Sean: Maybe after Hef goes off to the big mansion in the sky, Playboy will reveal how much money his “girlfriends” were paid.
> Will Ryder Wins CAVR Director of the Year Award for Not Bewitched XXX – CAVR has announced that Will Ryder has won the 2008 Director of the Year Award for his work on the adult hit comedy Not Bewitched XXX from X-Play.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32133
> Buttafuoco This: Amy Fisher Totally Nude & Exposed, A World Television Premiere – Amy Fisher is Totally Nude and Exposed in her World television premiere, on pay-per-view cable television (PPV) January 12, 2009 at 11:00 PM ET.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32132
Sean: After watching this you’ll be begging Amy to shoot you in the head.
> Conversations with Keanni Lei – Before she got into porn, Keeani had just finished college and received a degree in Graphic Design.
Read the Gene’s conversation with Lei here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32129
> This Adult Store Manager Says Sex sales Are Up because Sex is a Coping Mechanism – “Sex is always going to sell no matter what the economy is like,” said Temptations & Teasers Manager Amber Williams.
Adult store Manager Amber Williams says that the sex industry is recession proof…
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32126
Sean: Industry Recession Tip #1 – Remember folks, Hamburger Helper tastes great without the hamburger as well.
> Monique Alexander No Longer with Vivid – Posted on www.lukeford.com: It seems that as I spoke about yesterday, Monique Alexander has in fact left Vivid. Monique Alexander and Vivid have enjoyed a long lasting relationship and by all accounts it has been a good one for both of them.
Read the rest of the speculation as to why she left Vivid here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32122
> Suspicion: Hilton Burglary an Inside Job – LAPD investigators believe the $2-million jewelry heist at Paris Hilton’s Mulholland Estates mansion last month was probably done by someone familiar with the home’s layout and who knew how to access the socialite’s collection of rings, watches and necklaces.
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Sean: Can’t get anything past the LAPD, right OJ?
> Famous Playboy playmate cover shot recreated as collector’s doll – One of the most iconic cover shots of Playboy magazine, featuring Playmate Monique St. Pierre, has been turned into a living doll.
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Sean: For only $60 this 8” doll can be yours. For that kind of money you should be at least able to fuck it.
> Verne Troyer’s a sex addict, says Ex-wife – Hollywood actor Verne Troyer’s ex-wife Playboy model Genevieve Gallen has revealed that the 2ft 8in tall ‘Celeb Big Brother’ star is larger than
life in bed.
According to Genevieve, Troyer proved that size didn’t matter the night he first bedded her…
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