Scott Fayner reports on www.scottfayner.com: I was chatting the other night with a friend of mine about some guy we both know who is partially retarded and has flees in his hair. The last I heard about him he was living in a motel with Tiffany Holiday ripping people off to support their cocaine habit.

I could never imagine their life getting any worse than that.

Until my friend tells me that Tiffany and this guy had a child together. To make life harder on the little tyke, the two have since split.