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Kurt Lockwood Does an Ass Eaters Unanimous

Porn Valley- Kurt Lockwood posts on www.kurtlockwood.com: Hey, everybody!

Welcome back. Well, we’re still shooting here on Planet Porno. Only in the wake of the current HIV scare, BJ stuff only I’m afraid, no full on boy/girls scenes. Tho I’ve heard that some couples are working, shooting sex, but only with each other.

But are these couples monogamous off-camera as well? Hmmm… This whole “industry hiatus” is slowly coming un-ravelled at it’s non-reality-based seams. As well as it should. As I’ve stated, I think we should get back to business as usual. All but two tests have come back negative and the whole industry is shut down?

Plus, I like how it’s the industry people in their “ivory tower” million dollar homes, the ones who don’t even work as current talent “in the trenches,” these self-appointed ruling pornocrats have been not only the first, but the most vocal in telling everybody-else-(we porn-serfs who are actually directly affected by what is happening), that we have to stop earning a living because they made an “official statement.”

We could’ve went all condom and resumed shooting two weeks ago. Think about it. I do respect people like Jenna Jameson and her husband who are organizing a help fund for talent. There should be way more, tho. Porn has made many a fucker very wealthy and fuck if they shouldn’t try to give a little back esp. to we without whom there’d be no fucking product.

Anyway, these are the types of things I say that get me labelled “arrogant.” Whatever. I didn’t leave a life of being a punk rock guitar player so that I could kiss ass somewhere else, y’know? I’ve always lived by my own polices, marched to the beat of my own drummer and I will sleep with a clear conscience, I will sleep in peace. Punk rock is about freedom. Braveheart.

I digress…

So, a lot of you have written me and requested that I do TOM BYRON’S “ASSEATERS ANONYMOUS” series. This is the legend Tom Fuckin’ Byron’s oral and “salad tossing” series. Now, I’m a fan of getting a BJ and my salad tossed just as much as the next guy but these BJ scenes don’t pay as much as the boy/girl scenes for which I’m generally booked, and plus I don’t get to fuck the girl so it’s extended foreplay with a pop which can be cool but sometimes er….frustrating, shall we say haha.

But I have to admit. I had a lot of fun. I was having a particularly bad morning before I left to the set, but it was just the pick me up I needed. If you gaze upon the naughty pics below you can see nasty newcummer NICOLE BRAZZLE. This was only Nicole’s second scene ever! She should go by “Nasty Nicole” because this girl really knew how to turn it on when the cameras rolled especially for a new girl. I love it when girls act all slutty during sex, it’s much better than the girls who are all uptight and shit, but there’s fine line as well.

You want it to be HONEST sluttiness and not a big act because if you can tell the girl is over performing than it’s almost as bad of a turn off as a cold girl. But whether it was her “newness” or if that’s just the way she is in real life, NICOLE was not afraid to let her freak flag fly! At one point she stuck her tongue so far up my ass I thought she was gonna lick the back of my eyeballs! She talked dirty, spit, sucked my balls and just fuckin worked my dick with red hot lust like it should be done. Within one hour I was delivering a hot blast of ecstacy, showered, paid, and out the door. I get to do it all over again tomorrow. Just a gigolo…

peace and love
 

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