Arizona- [Dumbassdaily.com]- Today’s Female Teacher Sex Scandal comes to you all the way from Prescott, Arizona, where American Heritage Academy principal Leonard “Are You Mocking Me?” Miller tried to open the door to teacher Emili Kay Daniels’ biology classroom. When he found it locked, Miller used his pass key to open the door . . . and now he probably wishes he hadn’t.

Inside he found Daniels and a 17-year-old male student in a “compromising position.”

At first the pair denied there had been any sexual contact, but that story was quickly shot down by the observant Miller who quickly noticed the teen’s pants were down around his ankles. (An unlikely fashion choice, even for today’s slacker youth.)

The principal had no choice at that point but to call the cops (or possibly throw up and then join a monastery) who after questioning managed to get the boy to admit he and Daniels had had a relationship since last October which had, in fact, become sexual and that “at least three sexual encounters occurred in or around the classroom.”

(A janitorial SWAT team was quickly dispatched to disinfect all horizontal–and most vertical surfaces–in the classroom.)

Daniels was then booked into the Camp Verde Jail on charges of three counts of sexual conduct with a minor. At right, Emili Kay Daniels’ mug shot picture. (Daily Courier)