Arguably, you can call every story on TMZ.com a “cheap attempt” but here the pot calls the kettle black for covering a story that’s usually up TMZ’s alley.

Los Angeles- www.tmz.com- In their pursuit of “credible” and “informative” news stories, KABC in Los Angeles decided to assign one of their most attractive reporters to do some hard-hitting journalism last night — at the re-opening of L.A. strip joint, The Body Shop. No, they didn’t make their reporter perform.

But the story wasn’t just a cheap attempt to attract viewers by showing trashy chicks wearing practically nothing (insert sarcasm here), it was a story about the economic hardships of our times — anyone with a job is considered lucky.

Thankfully, the “legitimate” news informed us about one all important fact: If you can swing around a pole in a g-string, the place is hiring.