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Sean Looks at The Week of 4/19/2009 in Review; Why SF Weekly Gets Creep of the Week Award

Sean from www.pornlegends.com writes: You want straight, no nonsense journalism, you stick with Adultfyi.com.

The Dope of the Week Winners are Megan McAllister and Jerome Markoff.

They say love is blind, but in this case it’s also stupid. Megan is the fiancée and Jerome is the grandfather of the alleged Craigslist killer, Philip Markoff.

Megan emailed ABC News and in part dropped this gem of a quote: “All I have to say to you is Philip is a beautiful person inside and out and could not hurt a fly!”

Grandpa Jerome told the Boston Globe, “This is not my grandson. I know my grandson. I hate to see a rush to judgment.”

Earlier this week police did a little peek-a-boo around Philip’s apartment and found a stash of women’s panties they suspect were collected from his victims along with various guns, duct tape and restraints.

It would appear that Philip wasn’t the person they thought he was, but these two people are defiantly a couple of dopes.
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This week’s Adam & Eve Media Whore Award winner is Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear. A story ran this week about how this erotic furniture giant was providing several props for Adam Sander’s upcoming flick “Born to be a Star.”

Liberator gets this week’s award for the following quote: “We are proud that our playwear, fetish wear and sex shapes were selected to appear in the movie,” said Louis Friedman, CEO, Liberator, Inc. “Liberator has such a strong place in popular culture that our products continue to be featured in movies, including ‘Burn After Reading,’ ‘Meet the Fockers,’ and the upcoming Philip Seymour Hoffman film ‘Jack Goes Boating.’

Take a breath Lou. Until now I never heard of your company, but it’s nice to know that this week’s Media Whore comes with its own furniture.
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This week’s Norman Einstein Award winner is Diane Duke of the Free Speech Coalition. Duke was “prominently featured,” according to XBiz, in The American Prospect magazine discussing the porn industry’s financial problems.

The piece written by Dana Goldstein, covers the usual ground including the lobbying efforts by FSC to use condoms in porn. Lobbying who for what? That’s news to me too, gang.

If that condoms comment didn’t get you laughing, the following statement of Duke’s in which she tries to equate a person’s sexual freedom with making porn should: “Protecting our freedoms and civil rights is all we ask,” she said. “When we stigmatize sex, it becomes such a driving political issue. It’s very unfortunate because it ruins something that should be wonderful and beautiful for people.”

I don’t know what kind of porn she’s been watching lately, but “wonderful” and “beautiful” are two words I would not use to describe today’s porn. Then again, perhaps Einstein is a fan of Max Hardcore, gangbangs, pissing in someone’s asshole and double penetrations.
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Creep of the Week winner is SF Weekly. In their attempt at hard hitting journalism, these creeps cost Kink.com $46,791 in state subsidies to train their employees. Granted, I think it’s a little ridiculous for a porn company to receive subsidies, but nonetheless, this is a legitimate company and they qualified for it. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34402

Belated Birthdays – Denise Milani 04/24

> Holy Christ ! Sex Suit Claims Actor Who Once Played Jesus Fondled Show Employee’s Buttocks, Breasts

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Gene: Did this “Lost” chick turn water into whine?

Sasha Grey: “Do I want to be 35, having sex on camera? No”

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> More On How California Yanked Job Training Funds from Kink.com Because of SF Weekly – In a letter to BAVC, the employment training panel said it has a long-standing policy that the adult entertainment industry is the lowest possible funding priority,…

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Sean: How’s that whole “mainstream” philosophy working for you?

> More Strippers Feeling the Pinch: Adult entertainment industry Feeling Effects of the economy – “People just don’t have the extra money to spend on the entertainment,”

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> She Was the Shelley Lubben of Her Time: Donna Rice Hughes – From Sex Scandal To Porn Fighter – “Actually, the problem has grown worse,…”

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> Stephen Dorff Should Play a Porn Star; Keylani Lei Slept With Him – “Was his cock small?” St. Croix also wanted to know. Lei claims she can’t remember.

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> On Nightline: Craigslist Founder Won’t Shut Down Erotic Services [He May Not Have Much of a Choice]

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> Doc Johnson and Video Vixen Vicky Vette Partner for First-Ever MILF Novelty Line – Vicky Vette’s UR3® (Ultra Realistic 3.0) Vagina, which was cast for production on Tuesday, will be the debut product for the collection.

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Sean: Does this mean it’s a looser fit?

> Wendy Williams: “winning AVN in 2009 was like giving a middle finger to all my haters” – I mean, it’s pretty obvious that transsexual porn is marketed to and made for a straight male audience.

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Sean: Chicks with dicks? Isn’t that when porn stars bring their boyfriends to dancing gigs?

> Susan Boyle’s Porno Makeover – Putting lipstick on a pig…

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> Brothel owner launches effort to battle illegal prostitution in Las Vegas – “I have a vested interest and that’s why I’m stepping forward,’’ he said.

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> Orlando could get more porno – “What we don’t want to have happen is a court telling us where an adult entertainment facility is permitted within the city…

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> FSC Chooses Attorney J. Michael Murray to proceed with 2256 Litigation…

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Sean: Must be somebody’s brother-in-law

> Chunko Hot-to-Trot Teach gets 8 to 10 for sex with a 13 Year-Old – They said she fled with him to Mexico after the district’s superintendent confronted Peterson…

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Sean: This chick could have qualified as a tester at a shovel factory.

> TMZ Rips KABC for Covering LA Strip Club Re-Opening – But the story wasn’t just a cheap attempt to attract viewers by showing trashy chicks wearing practically nothing…

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> Porn History 101: It was Jacobellis v. Ohio that Drew the Famous Potter Stewart Obscenity Comment –

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> “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” Shows at Tulane University Friday Night – Students 18-years-old and over may attend the 8pm Campus Programming event on April 24 at McAlister Auditorium.

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Sean: I got spaghetti’s revenge the other morning: a double flusher.

> Playboy Playmate Gets High Powered Legal help for DUI Case – The powerhouse attorney has represented Edward “Fast Eddie” Vrdolyak and former governor Rod Blagojevich fund-raiser Chris Kelly…

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Sean: This “high powered” lawyer is batting 0-3 in cases involving a lot of publicity. Guess that qualifies him to represent the porn industry.

>’Pornographers Against Free Press’ Plan Weekend Protest Because of SF Weekly -This is a pretty perverse posture for members of a porn industry wont to hide behind the First Amendment.

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> Kink.com Loses Government Program Because of SF Weekly Article – Kink.com, listed with the state under parent company Cybernet Entertainment, received up to $46,791 in the three years…

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Gene’s PSA – Regardless of what you read about the mainstreamizing of porn, the mainstream is not your friend. I always advise porn people never talk to the mainstream press.

> NJ judge taking a month to rule on blogger rights in Too Much Media Case – Hale’s lawyer argues she’s protected by shield laws for journalists.

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> “The New Devil in Miss Jones” Screening Causes Stir at Carnegie Mellon – “It’s kind of an absurd environment. Some people dress up in costume,”…

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> Price is Right Host Bob Barker Explains the Porn Movie Offer –

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Sean: Hey, baby, wanna spin the big wheel?

> A Review: The Office…A XXX Parody – Right now, at this very moment, Ashlynn Brooke’s as pretty as any woman alive in the adult industry who’s taking their panties off for a living.

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> Pirate Bay judge accused of conflict of interest – The judge who ruled against The Pirate Bay defendants on Friday is a member of two copyright organizations,…

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> Brent Corrigan’s Boyfriend Threatened to Throw Acid on Michael Lucas’ Face Claims Lucas – For those not keeping up with the ins and outs of the gay porn industry, here’s the situation in a nutshell…

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> Christian Science Monitor: Craigslist to Clamp Down on Prostie Ads? –

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> N.J. case Involving Porn Company Too Much Media could define free speech on web – “The issue of libel and slander has been litigated heavily for TV and radio,” said Jeffrey Pollock, the Lawrenceville attorney….

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> The American Prospect Magazine Discusses Porn’s Financial Woes – “In economic terms, porn consumption is ‘elastic’ and thus a poor candidate for raising revenues via taxes…

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> He Put His Hand Between Her Legs and Felt Nuts; More on the Colorado Transgender Slaying – Colorado is one of 11 states with hate-crimes laws that protect transgendered people.

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Sean: Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus
Lord imagine my surprise

> Fla. judge’s career finished over ties to stripper – She went on TV to claim they’d been romantically involved, and that he helped her hide money from creditors,…

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Sean: I’ll say it again, pussy is the devil’s man trap.

> Craigslist CEO: Crooks who use site will be caught – “There’s an electronic trail leading to yourself. So don’t use Craigslist for crime unless you want to go to jail.”

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> Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry; Price Dumping Leads to Panic Selling – Berlin’s “Pussy Club” has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing “flat rate” — a 70-euro admission charge for unlimited…

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Sean: I can see it now: Priceline for pussy.

> Television Business International Talks to Larry Flynt – “In my view, if you don’t deliver quality then you won’t be around much longer.”

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> Liberator Sex Gear and Latex Couture to Be Featured in Adam Sandler Film, “Born to be a Star” – “We are proud that our playwear, fetish wear and sex shapes were selected to appear in the movie,”…

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Sean: The first erotic furniture company to do a mainstream crossover???

> San Jose rejects porn filters in libraries…

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Sean: They have also established a pants and no pants section of the computer room.

> Colorado man convicted of murdering transgender woman with a Fire Extinguisher – Prosecutors argued Andrade killed Zapata out of his dislike for homosexuals.

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Sean: Fire extinguishers don’t kill people, homophobic assholes do.

> Italians tune in to pay-per-view porn; Adult industry on the rise despite new porno tax – Apparently, instead of forking over to the film industry some of the porn tax coin reaped…

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Sean: I’m shocked that the tax money isn’t going to where they said it would. Same thing would happen in this country.

> One of Craigslist Killer’s Victims Who Lived is a Vegas Hooker – The Las Vegas exotic dancer who may have been one of his robbery victims is explaining how she survived…

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Sean: Now the circus begins… This guy also looks good for the Lindbergh kidnapping and the Kennedy assassination.

> Found Half Naked in a Car with Him, PTA VP mom had sex with 13 Year-Old boy – Joan Tuckruskye, 44, was charged with second-degree sexual abuse and second-degree criminal sexual act…

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Sean’s PTA VP Mom’s Fuck Scale: I’d rather jack-off with a fist full of sandpaper.

> Victims Panties Found In Craigslist Killer’s Apartment; But He’s Beautiful Inside and Out…

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> Fiancee of Accused Craigslist Killer Our Dope of the week Nominee – “Unfortunately, you were given wrong information as was the public,” Megan McAllister wrote in an e-mail to ABC News.

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> Update: Conflicting Reports on Blue Iris’ Death – Wait a minute, wait a minute, she isn’t dead yet…or is she. Read the stories here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34362

> “The New Devil in Miss Jones” to Be Shown on Carnegie Mellon Campus – “What would be the purpose of that, what good? What purpose does that serve?” said Father Andrew Fisher of St. Paul’s Cathedral.

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Gene: father, he who is without sin, cast the first altar boy

> Porn star taxi driver convicted of drugging and raping women – John Worboys, 51, was told he will not be released until parole officials are convinced he does not pose a threat to women.

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Sean: I guess that’s their nice way of saying he’s in for life.

> Clean-cut ‘Craigslist Killer’ suspect Philip Markoff gave off ‘creepy vibe’ –

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> Totally Hysterical Read: The Naked Truth About Porn Prince Michael Lucas – Only top. Otherwise, my asshole would look like ground beef right now—like it was eaten by a zombie.

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>Calif. Porn Tax Dropped From Calendar but Still Alive – The bill, which will be brought back to committee in August…

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Sean: Once again the douche bags at Free Speech taking credit. GMAFB

> Miss California Could Sue for Discrimination, Legal Analyst Says – “She lost it because of that question,” Hilton said Monday…

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> A Polite Way of Saying You’re De-Listed: Playboy Gets NYSE Listing-Criteria Noncompliance Notice – Playboy’s shares closed Tuesday at $2.08 and have lost almost half their value in the past six months.

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> This Week’s Hot-to-Trot- Teach Got it On with a Ten year-Old and His 15 year-Old brother – Jennifer L. Rice faces more than 25 years in prison after being found guilty Monday…

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Sean: I’m crazy for tryin
Crazy for cryin
And I’m crazy
For lovin you

> US Supreme Court for Now: Strip Search Them Kids; Let’s See What They’re Made Of – Wolf, the ACLU lawyer, said it would “send shudders down the spine” of children across the nation if the high court approves strip searches at school.

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Sean: I guess the little bastards will think twice before they hide something on their person.

> Investigators believe ‘Craigslist killer’ may have had gambling problem – … saying only that investigators believe robbery was the driving force.

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> CJ Wright Signs First Contract Star, Victoria Secrets – Victoria, who has been in the industry for a little more than a year, will shoot exclusively for CJ for the next 12 months.

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> Porn History 101: Actor Sam Melville from The Rookies was the First Crossover Artist – But in 1966 Melville also happened to be in a gritty little skin flick titled…

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Sean: I’ll take Adam-12 over The Rookies any day.

> Imposter Using Playmate Cori Nadine’s Photos Bilks Men for $$$ – Altogether, the 31-year-old woman, who has a prior conviction for fraud, managed to extract over 500,000 kronor ($57,800) from her unwitting victims.

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Sean: Once again it shows the power of the pussy.

> See the Video: MILF Stripper Attacked with a High Heel – Doctors had to use staples to close some of the cuts.

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Sean: She looks more like someone beat her with an ugly stick. Sean’s Stripper Fuck Scale: Not even with your dick.

> Internet pornography: naked bodies are cheaper than ever before – With the introduction of numerous free websites and torrents, the cost of online pornography significantly decreased.

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Sean: Recession Buster Hint #679 – Yesterday’s pizza crust…today’s bread sticks.

> Fiancee Says Craigslist Killer Didn’t Do It – Megan McAllister says Philip Markoff “could not hurt a fly.”

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Sean: Yeah, that John Wayne Gacy: what a clown.

> Blowjob Padre “Forced” Female Relative to Minister Unto Him – Rev. Stephen Valenta, 85, a Franciscan priest for over 57 years who currently resides at the St. Francis Center for Spirituality on Todt Hill…

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Sean: Me thinks someone is looking for a payday.

> Free Ride Seeking Women Looking for Sugar Daddies on SeekingArrangement.com – There’s the 18-year-old from France asking for $5,000 to $10,000 a month from “a mentor who can provide me…”

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> Michael Lucas: Canadian border agents are “homophobic” – “Of course I had my movies on me, a stack of nude pictures to sign and lube. The essentials,” he wrote.

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> Sasha Grey “Moving on From Porn” – “I’ve got to diversify myself. Do I want to be 35, having sex on camera? No….”

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Sean: Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

> One Step Closer to Porn: Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Star in Las Vegas’ “Peepshow” – “People forget that she (Lohan) is a “triple threat” — she can act and sing and dance,” said our source.

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> Teen Strip-Search Case Heads to U.S. Supreme Court; Question Is Would You Strip Her Now? – The Supreme Court will hear arguments on…

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Sean: Not even Clarence Thomas would leave a pube on this chick.

> British Actress Found Hanged Two Days After Show’s Finale – A police spokesman said the actress’s death was not being treated as suspicious…

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> Hustler Magazine Is Calling All Models and Dancers to LFP Studios May 6th – We’re looking for 100 of the sexiest, most talented models and dancers to perform at the celebration,…

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> Lawyer Working as “Rick Coyo” Ran Internet Site Featuring Young naked Lads – “This case once again shows that with mandatory minimum sentences how one stupid mistake can mess up an otherwise exemplary life,”…

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Sean: That one stupid mistake: selling child porn off a web site for TWO YEARS!

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