From www.horror-movies.ca- I have to give props to all those that were in this movie. Personally, myself, I couldn’t have done it. NO ONE got out of character, not ONCE, when a 9 and 3/4 inch penis was mentioned. NO ONE!!! I’m still shocked. I would have been giggling like a catholic school girl at the mention of penis…
Plot—an adult film crew go up into the hills to film an porn in a cabin. While there, an alien energy enters Ron Jeremy’s penis, disconnecting itself from the host, and goes on an orgy rampage trying to reproduce. It’ll be up to adult film stars, camera men, and a fluffer to stop this huge cock from screwing with the world…ok, now before you say anymore, this movie rocked.
As long as you aren’t expecting the next E.T. movie out of this, then all is good. The plot is like any porn movie: stupid. But what makes this movie so good is the fact that everyone here came here to act, and it shows!!! The only thing that can be offensive is when a woman is bleeding from the vagina after having sex with Ron Jeremy, and when they try to stop it with a tampon, the guy goes, “Uh, this won’t work, we need a bigger one.” So a guy off screen tapes 6 together…AND IT FITS!!! Hahaha…
* Actors—Ron Jeremy (too many porn to fit in this review) and Amber Benson (BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER series) make up the only two “actors” I know of. I quote that because using your penis to fuck isn’t acting. Cumming on command, though, is. So Ron Jeremy can act :)…
* Director—Adam Fields, who did 3 other movies nobody has heard of, has done one that will be talked about for, uh, maybe hours, a few days at most. But it’s a shame, because I don’t rate movies high unless they deserve it, and this one does…
* Nudity—duh, Ron Jeremy is in here!!! But only tits…
* Gore—an almost 10 inch penis fucked it’s way clean thru a woman’s head. I’d say yes…
* Scares—only when I thought of seeing that huge cock, but you don’t, so all is good and sweet in the land…
* CGI—none, they spent the budget hiring Jeremy…
Bottom line—if you walk into this movie thinking it’s the next SPLINTER, then don’t waste the rental fees. But if you want something that will clearly keep you interested and laughing, then this one is clearly for you…