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I’ve given this past week the title of “Moron Week” because it appeared that every story that pasted across the Adultfyi news desk had someone being the ass clown. If fact, I had to add three additional awards because of all the stupidity. I’ll only need to give out four hundred more awards and I’ll tie AVN.
The Dope of the Week Winner goes to Dennis Hof. Dennis will have to build a bigger trophy case since last week he won the Media Whore award by offering a job to impeached former governor of Illinois Rod “It’s Fuckin’ Golden” Blagojevich.
After Blago turned down his offer, Dennis picked the next biggest creep from Illinois making the national news, alleged wife killer, Drew Peterson, and offered him a job. Peterson is currently mulling over Dennis’ offer as he sits in jail after being charged this week in the death of his third wife. Peterson is also the main suspect in the disappearance of his fourth wife.
I think everyone got a big chuckle two weeks ago with the Blago offer, but anyone with knowledge of the Drew Peterson case cringed when Hof offered him a job. Was this another one of Hof’s PR stunts? Sure it was, but only an insensitive and clueless dope would offer a guy suspected in the death of two women a position at a whorehouse full of women.
The next time this dope gets an inclination to hire another creep from Illinois I hope someone reminds him that Al Capone and John Wayne Gacy are dead.
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This week’s Adam & Eve Media Whore Award winner is Vivid. Lately I’ve pictured Steve Hirsch sitting in a booster seat at his desk scanning the news sites on the Internet looking for the next big scandal in which he can make a news splash by offering some outrageous movie deal.
This week half-pint decided to make such an offer to current Miss California and homophobe, Carrie Prejean. Vivid makes it clear, “This is purely a business offer and has nothing to do with your religion or your personal beliefs.” No, this is purely a cheap attempt at getting some mainstream media coverage, you media whore.
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This week’s Norman Einstein Award winner Stormy Daniels. During her “listening tour” of the Bayou State Daniels made the following announcement: She says if she runs [for US Senate] she will no longer be in adult films. “I’ve worked very hard to become at the top of my industry and becoming as successful as I can.”
Wow, quitting the business for politics. Now that’s a bold statement.
But wait, she follows up in the next breath: “Um I am stopping performing because I am at the age that I said I was gonna stop. The two things are not related and I just feel like with all the encouragement and support I have to sound cheesy but maybe it’s my duty. ”
Well what is it Einstein? Are you quitting because of politics or had you already decided to quit because of your age? I see a bright future for Stormy in politics: Like any good politician, she’s already learned to talk out of both sides of her mouth.
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Creep of the Week winner is former aide to Senator Barbara Boxer, Jeff P. Rosato. This creep was sentenced to five years in prison on child pornography charges. His defense? Attorneys argued Rosato had been molested as a child. With any luck this creep will be molested as an adult in prison.
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The Psycho Porn Star of the Week Award goes to Shawna Lenee. On day one of a shoot, she doesn’t show up. Overslept was the excuse. But what got Alexander Devoe at Jules Jordan Video a nomination for Dope of the Week, they reschedule this flake for two days later.
Two days later arrives and Miss Lenee shows up on the set. “She is bubbly and acting super horny before we even get her outfit picked out, so much so that I leave and come back and she is fucking my PA in the behind the scenes footage.” Ok, right then I would demand a piss test.
But then later the excuses start. An eyelash problem demands that she leave the set for 10 minutes. Then she can’t do the cowgirl position because of weak legs which prompts her to announce the scene is over and she’s leaving the set.
Everything culminates with her having a crying jag and the director calling her agent saying he isn’t paying her.
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The Just Plain Stupid Award goes to Jaylene Rio. The military has a motto: No man is left behind. In this case, no ID is left behind.
It appears Miss Rio went on a content exchange shoot and quickly found out the webmaster [she claims] wasn’t very honest. Among other things, “2nd: they took my id & never returned it.” Never, never, never, NEVER leave a location without getting your ID back. In fact, you should never let it out of your sight. That’s just stupid. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34702
The Howard Stern Memorial Douche Bag Award goes to Sasha Grey. This award pretty much writes itself: Brainy porn star Sasha Grey says she was joking when she told Rolling Stone she wanted to drape herself in a Palestinian flag, go on The Howard Stern Show and confront the shock jock for being (as scribe Vanessa Grigoriadis reported in her story) “a closet racist.”
And now with the presentation, Mr. Howard Stern…Stern took to the airwaves to lambaste the star of The Girlfriend Experience. “I kind of don’t know anything about her and I don’t care,”… “this broad has got some sort of agenda” … Stern was insulted that “a fucking porn star” who “sucks cock for a living” would call him out as a racist … For the most part, I really don’t want to hear a porn star try to prove how intelligent [she is] and her porn is a political statement. I mean, that just sounds absurd to me.”
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>Sasha Grey Refused to Pose for a Boston Globe Photographer, So They Take a Shot at Her …
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> Amy Fisher a Logical Choice to be at Miami Exxxotica But Won’t Talk About the Buttafuoco Era – Before the brief phone interview, we were instructed not to inquire about her past crimes.
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Sean: What else is there to talk to her about, the weather?
> Rihanna Naked Pics Hit Internet – A series of highly explicit photos of the “Disturbia” singer…
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Sean: Highly explicit? Only if you think Playboy magazine is explicit.
> Porn History 101: Diane Feinstein vs. Marilyn Chambers – If Dianne hadn’t fallen into an upwardly mobile career in politics…she would have had an excellent future as a disinfector of public telephones.
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> Perez Hilton Wins Ruling Against “Perez Revenge” – It seems like he’s just upset that someone else has joined in on the game.
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> Interview with Steve Gallon of Grooby Productions; Pitiful is the Way AVN Awards Treat TS’s He Says – Read the interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34734
> N.J. Student Suspended Over ‘Hot Girl’ Tournament – He was suspended for “intimidation, harassment and insubordination.”
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Sean: PC has gotten out of hand.
> Howard Stern Blasts Sasha Grey for “Racist” Comment; Won’t Have Her On As a Guest – Stern was insulted that “a fucking porn star” who “sucks cock for a living” would call him out as a racist…
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Sean: Howard Stern is my hero…at least concerning this story.
> Rexburg, Idaho mayor declares May anti-porn month – Larsen says the fight against porn and the porn industry is an important issue for the community.
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Sean: I guess they nabbed a guy with a National Geographic and burned him at the stake.
> So Much for Drew Peterson’s Head of Security Job at the Bunny Ranch; He’s Arrested for Murder –
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Gene: Looks like the Bunny Ranch’s Dennis Hof is going to have to offer that head of security job to John Wayne Bobbitt. Oops, I think he already did at one time.
Sean: One less piece of shit walking the streets.
> Guard at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club kills himself by accident –
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Sean: This guy may qualify for a posthumous Darwin Award.
> The Grand Vizier Asks: Legal Hassles on the Cosby XXX Front Prompting a Title Change? – Will Ryder has also been asked by LFP, as a precaution, to change the title…
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> New Trial Slated in Pig Farmer Murder Case – Was it Lipson’s Russian bride Eleonora Iordanova Igova…
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> Carrie Prejean’s Childhood was One of Homo Hijinx – Carrie’s mom says the “gay” allegations went both ways.
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> HBO: Drew Peterson not welcome on brothel show –
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> Drew Peterson has job interview at the Bunny Ranch as Head of Security – “He seems like a very charismatic guy,” Hof said.
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Gene: charismatic; carry an automatic- giving him the benefit of the doubt, Hof might have gotten the two mixed up
> Jaylene Rio: ID Flap Stemming from Hottest Girl in Porn Content Shoot – Everything seemed fine but it turned out to be a nightmare.
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> More on the Gay Porn Star “Vincent DeSalvo” Suspension – Grove City College, a conservative Christian school, says Gechter’s behavior was “contrary to the values of the college.”
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> Chinese Water Torture: Another Carrie Prejean Pic Emerges; Pretty Much Same as The First One –
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> XPT Threads More Shawna Lenee Drama; Why Are Companies Putting Up with This Nonsense? – She is balling out of control and yelling crazy shit. I call her agent…
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> Pa. College student suspended for off-campus participation in online gay porn – “Premarital sex, heterosexual or homosexual, or any other such conduct that violates historical Christian standards”…
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> Running for Governor? One Minor Detail- Stormy Daniels Hasn’t Lived in Louisiana for Seven Years –
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> Vivid Offers Miss California Carrie Prejean Million Dollar Porn Role –
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> Hustler Celebrates 35 Years Of Publication; Featuring a Naked 78 year-Old Mamie Van Doren –
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Sean: The embalmer did a nice job on Mamie…so lifelike.
> Pretty Hot-to-Trot Teach Faces 1 to 6 Years for Having Sex in a Van with a 16 Year-Old –
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Sean’s Hot-to-Trot Teacher Fuck Scale: 6.5…she kinda looks like Dana Delaney.
>’Thriller’ co-star Ola Ray sues Michael Jackson for royalties – “The video continues to sell a lot worldwide and was just released again for it 25th anniversary.”
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Sean: Michael should tell her to beat it.
> Ron Jeremy Wrapping Paper: From One Prick to Another – Ron himself is pictured on the paper, thankfully fully clothed,…
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Sean: Anything for a buck: That’s my motto.
> Had Us Fooled: M.A.S.H. Actor David Ogden Stiers Says He’s Gay –
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Sean: Charles Emerson Winchester, III? I would have guessed Radar.
> Tampa Bucs Wide receiver Anthony Mix Indicted for Sex with an Underage Girl –
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Sean: This guy and those two former Saints’ players should form their own dumb ass league. Pacman Jones could be the league’s mascot.
> Jayden James wasn’t working for Evil Angel on Saturday – She thought it was an Evil Angel shoot because there was an ex-Evil Angel production manager on set.
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> In Defense of the Free Speech Coalition – When in reality we all need to stick together and say the party line…
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> Christian Coalition Tells Greg Sakas They’re Going to Run Him Out of Town –
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> Media Whore: Running for Governor, SC’s Attorney General Threatens Craigslist with Prosecution –
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> Jayden James, Angelina Armani in New Adam Sandler Movie…
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> Former kid star, Mouseketeer Paul Peterson sues Octomom for child exploitation – “There is only one commodity in the Suleman home that has any value, and it’s not the mom,” Peterson told momlogic.
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> Dolly Buster has just been voted Germany’s hottest porn star – She won 29.5 per cent of the votes in BILD’s online poll…
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Sean: That’s the best they could come up with?
> Roberto Alomar settles AIDS lawsuit – “He’s healthy and he looks great,” said Charles Bach. “The matter is over…”
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> Dopes of the Week? Porn Store Robbers Get Caught Running a Stop Sign –
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> Hillary Scott Parts Company with SexZ Pictures as does Eli Cross – Gene: One might ask the indelicate question about what ever happened to that million-dollar contract.
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> Mom of Yankees Joba Chamberlain Arrested in Nebraska for Selling Meth –
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Gene: Mrs. Hutt, meet Joba.
Sean’s Yankees’ Pitcher’s Mom Fuck Scale: I would consider becoming a priest first.
> New Orleans Saints Release Swinging Dick Duo – They allegedly exposed themselves to a woman after she told them to stop urinating in public.
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Sean: Appears the team was not thrilled when these two dopes identified themselves as members of the Saints to police.
> Illinois Attorney General: Craigslist Nothing More Than an Internet Brothel –
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Sean’s Illinois Attorney General Fuck Scale: 9.75 – Lisa Madigan… I’d like to tame her shrew.
> Stormy Daniels visits Baton Rouge; Says If She Runs She’ll Quit the Adult Business –
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> James Bartholet Remembers Dom DeLuise – “Every time I would meet him I’d pick his brains about comedy,” Batholet goes on to say.
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> Lawyer/”Escort” Assaulted in Rhode Island; John called her from a Want Ad in a paper – The publicity “will ruin my entire life,” she said.
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> Head of Jackie Robinson Steppers Marching Band Stepped Out of Bounds with Underage Girl –
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Sean: Giving lessons to her on how to play the skin flute?
> MySpace Killer Set to Be Arraigned – Lawson snapped, wrapping a hair dryer cord around 26-yeaar-old Wimmer’s neck.
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> Janet Jackson obscenity case ruling to be re-evaluated – The appellate court said the incident lasted nine-sixteenths of one second and should have been regarded as “fleeting.”
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> Dennis Hof’s Act Getting Real Boring: First Blago, now Drew Peterson – “Drew Peterson has made no secret of his desire to be around women…”
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Sean: Geez, somebody better tell Hof that John Wayne Gacy is dead or he’ll be offering him the job next.
> Pink Panties Pic Reveals That Anti-Gay Miss California Ain’t Such a Goody Two-Shoes After All –
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Sean’s Miss Cali Pink Panties Fuck Scale: 5.25…not that great
> Queen Elizabeth’s Butler in Gay Porn Scandal – “He was one of her favourites and was due to get promoted even higher – then this happens.”
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> DCypher: Add me To the List That Metro Owes – …and for the record Ben says he cannot pay me the $$$ they owe me, which is nothing, because Kenny will not let him.
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> Penny Flame Has Left the Building?: Flame: “I Am a Recovering Porn Star” – 8 years of Porn, and I forgot my real name. Hi. I’m Jennie.
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Sean: Rag Doll livin’ in a movie
Hot tramp Daddy’s little cutie
You’re so fine they’ll never see ya leavin’ by the back door…
> Televangelist Melissa Scott Finally Admits She was Porn Star Barbie Bridges – A natural linguist with command of twenty languages…
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> Horror Movie Producer Iren Koster Facing Molestation Charges -“The defendant is accused of meeting Jane Doe, who had turned 15,…”
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Sean: Looks like 15 will get him 20…years at Roman Polanski State Prison
> Fired aide to Sen. Boxer sentenced for child porn – Rosato was fired from Boxer’s office in November after the California Democrat learned of the charges.
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> Attorney JD Obenberger: The Legal Side of the Sizzlin’ Chicago Sexpo – According to Obenberger, prostitution has only been illegal in Illinois since 1961.
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Sean: Prostitution is still legal in parts of Chicago’s City Hall and Illinois’ state capital, Springfield. It’s easy to spot these hookers: old grey-haired men in dark suits.
> New Charges Involving a Stripper Face Alleged Craigslist Killer – The victim was allegedly restrained with plastic handcuffs and robbed at gunpoint…
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Sean: He was such a nice boy.
> We Got an Einstein Award Nominee: Nebraska State Lawmaker Wants To Regulate Escort Services – Christensen said many escort services are nothing more than fronts for prostitution…
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Sean: These lawmakers really don’t think much past the news sound bite.
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