Scantily clad postcard girls, taxi cab advertisements, giant 20 by 20 banners and six foot tall posters greeted porn consumers at the recent AEE show in Las Vegas.
Obviously, this wasn’t ordinary hype for what isn’t your ordinary porn feature – Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia. Which is a mouthful to say, but stands as a clever, rib tickling, naughty jaunt into convoluted TV history. With bright colors, smart sets, brilliant in many ways for its authenticity and arguably funnier, this is probably better than the original Not the Bradys which is already acclaimed as one of the adult industry’s premier all time best sellers.
This time around Teagan Presley, who scored so well in Will Ryder’s slant on Not Bewitched XXX, takes over for Hillary Scott in the Marcia role. Sex and mischief pop out of this young lady’s eye sockets at will, and, amusingly, her parents, played by Mike Horner and Alana Evans, continually fail to see the obvious.
And this is what makes Ryder’s concept so good. Mike and Carol Brady are the goofs, and it’s their kids who are the sophisticated adults. The housekeeper Alice [Lynn LeMay] also returns with her grotesque beehive hairdo, the evil of her innocent ways and questionable attraction to Sam the Plumber [Ron Jeremy].
Marcia’s in a masturbatory swoon over rock star Danny Jones, a character which Evan Stone enunciates with an obnoxiousness served with a heaping helping of dopey bewilderment.
In turn, Marcia enters a contest sponsored by TeenPop magazine in the hopes that she’ll win a date with Danny, not even caring, it seems, about the $500 prize money that goes along with it. There’s another bit of business about having to perform a song which brings her musically-inclined brothers and sisters into the mix and sets up several convenient sexual turns as when Greg [Kris Slater] after being caught jacking off in the bathroom by his younger sister gets Gina Lynn to “collaborate” on a song.
“One hand washes the other and it’s time to get wet,” Gina announces.
Gina’s father, you see, owns a very successful music company, but this doesn’t exclude her from perching on Slater’s hungry dick like an Elvis 45 on a record spindle. Gina’s ass smiles like a full moon in this scene, and the end results are a very messy facial. Dad, typically, is oblivious to the origins of the wad on her face and what really went on in the bedroom.
Marcia’s plans, unfortunately, get derailed when dad decides that the family should take a vacation to see relatives in New Jersey. And you can imagine the enthusiasm [and one-liners] this is greeted with. Next in the series of complications is the fact that the magazine informs the parents that Marcia has sent a “dirty letter” along with a pair of worn panties to entice Jones.
Sister Jen [Aurora Snow] and her buddy Alexis Love get moist reading the contents loud, and Scott Lyons, another convenient neighborhood character in this horny entourage picks up where they started and turns the girls literally into a piled high Dagwood sandwich of grunting sex.
Grounded for a month, Marcia swears she didn’t send the letter, a family investigation ensues and mom gradually sides with Marcia on the issue. Particularly when a phrase in Marcia’s letter about an orgasm flushing out her pussy like industrial strength drain cleaner points to maybe another suspect who can’t spell Marcia.
Subplots abound, one of which gets the adorable Emma Heart naked. In another, Sienna West, investigating lewd behavior in the neighborhood, plays an especially enticing MILF clad in a short tight skirt and sexy black pumps who introduces Brady son Bobby [Mickey Butders] to the joys of older females.
Anything beyond this is a complete giveaway and some surprises should be reserved for the viewer. But you know, sooner or later, Stone, still plugging his Christmas album, and Marcia will consummate her teen dream in ways that TeenPop [how appropriate is this name] may not have bargained for.
