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This week’s Sasha Grey Media Whore Award winner is Pink Visual. Never one to miss an opportunity to grab the spotlight, these whores issued a press release in which they claim that the problem with overheating iPhones isn’t a battery problem that the makers have claimed, but in fact it’s their iPinkVisual.com website that was likely to blame. “Our techs looked into the problem immediately, and we discovered that there is indeed a lot of porn on iPinkVisual.com that is simply way too hot.” That’s hilarious and not unexpected from a bunch of Class-A attention grabbing media whores. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35991
By the way, remember their last big attempt to grab some national headlines: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=33178, Octomom is still waiting. They are all sizzle and no steak.
The week’s Sasha Grey Media Whore Award winner almost was Stormy Daniels. But then Stormy became our hero of the week with this shot she took at a redneck newspaper:
> Stormy Daniels Responds to Newspaper Editorial; She Takes it to ‘Em –
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Until this moment of Stormy clarity, however, it appeared that the Louisiana heat and humidity had finally gotten to Daniels when, in an attempt to appear like a legitimate candidate, she placed herself on the same political level as Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin with this choice comment:
“Given this, I am very interested to hear what she has to say about the challenges women like ourselves who are not afraid to display our sexuality face when it comes to being taken seriously as leaders.” Followed up by this gem of a quote: “I am looking forward to taking the opportunity to discuss with Governor Palin –as one strong woman to another — how we can best restore responsibility to our families and to our nation.”
In the probable scheme of things, the closest Stormy would have come to meeting Sarah Palin would be if Hustler decided to shoot another Palin parody porno and she and Lisa Ann did a girl/girl scene together [which actually could be hot]. That all being said, for your reading pleasure: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36016
The Creep of the Week winner is Chelsea Steele. This 17-year-old piece of jailbait was arrested for stealing $187 from a wheelchair-bound boy who was selling t-shirts for charity. Along with that felony charge the police also charged this creep with an underage alcohol possession rap. Remember her name and face, boys and girls, because it appears she is well on her way to getting an AVN nomination for Best New Starlet in about 2 years. [That is if AVN is still around in two years.]
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The Amy Winehouse Award: An Ontario, CA man was sentenced to time served and three years probation for being drunk in public. Okay, it’s a little more than that. It appears he and his sister went to a city park and got blasted on alcohol-spiked mouthwash. His sister drank so much she passed out on a bench. This is when our guy figured his sister sure could use a good pussy licking. Unfortunately for him the other people in the park didn’t agree and he was arrested.
At the man’s sentencing, he said he couldn’t remember the incident but he did feel ashamed. His mother stated the obvious: She called it the low point in her son’s life of alcohol abuse. You think? www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36004
The Dope of the Week Award winners are members of the Tennessee Legislature. These dopes overrode Gov. Phil Bredesen’s veto and on July 14 it will be legal to carry a loaded, concealed gun into a bar in that state. Does anyone see a problem with that? Nothing says “party” more than mixing alcohol and firearms. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the Second Amendment but there comes a time when common sense must take over. Congratulations, you dopes, and let the bloodbath begin.
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Belated Birthdays – Patricia Kennedy 07/06, Anita Cannibal 07/08, Jeannie Pepper 07/09, Jesse Jane 07/10
> Flower Tucci: Flowertucci.com was Hijacked – Read the statement here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36055
> Former mayor, Now Owner of a Strip Club denies prostitution charge – “None of that was going on to my knowledge.”
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> Porn-blaring man to take anger management classes – Read the update on a past Creep of the Week winner here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36051
> Tito Ortiz not welcome at UFC Fan Expo at Madalay Bay or the big event – Read what Scarecrow has to say here:www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36050
> Ex-porn star Sandra Scream’s new role: Irvine mom – Zorena — who describes herself as clairvoyant…
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Sean: Uncle Gene, what can I say about this nut job that won’t get you sued?
Gene: The tarot cards say it’s all been said.
> Houston County taking on strip clubs – “Its fine for Atlanta, its fine for the beach, but it’s not fine here…”
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> City of Ottawa Puts a Knife in Shannon Tweed – A Lot of That Going Around…
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> From the Adultfyi Files: Jenna Gets It On with Jillian Barberie [Reynolds] – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36041
> Smear: LA Times Article Rips Local TV personality – Puts Her Sexual Baggage Into Play – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36040
> AVN Going Into Competition with Its Advertisers? Fishbein Bought Out? – Posted on www.lukeford.com : Here is the anonymous email I got today ….
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> Toys R Us sorry over computer porn – I wonder if Pink Visual will take credit for this somehow.
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> Is NY Times Writer Spiting Michael Lucas Regarding a Fashion Article? – Appears this other media whore got his panties in a twist.
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> Flower Tucci Files a Trademark Lawsuit Against RK Netmedia et al. – A lot of legal mumbo jumbo but suffice to say you better not register a domain name using Tucci’s name.
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> Some Gay Spin on the NYTimes Article About Porn Scripts – studios are focusing more attention on filming vignettes instead…
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Sean: All this technology and the industry is reverting back to shooting stag films.
> “Jumping into the adult blog world: a guide for beginners” – I read it wrong: I should kiss everyone’s ass in the industry and not kick everyone’s ass. My mistake… I love you all.
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> UK Adult Performers and Fans to Party at Harmony Films’ Penthouse Party – $900 gets you and your 7 friends a bottle of champagne and a chance to meet your favorite porn skank. Sign me up.
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> Former Police Dispatcher Sues Over Blowjob Revelations – Yet another pointless lawsuit.
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> Former Ohio Official Convicted as a Hobbyist – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36026
> News of the World Accused of Hacking Into Private Voicemails of Rich and Famous – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36024
> Something Interesting About the NY Times Porn Scripts Article…. – It seems the Times elects to scoop itself in favor of foreign papers.
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> The News Star Editorial: Stormy: Time to say goodbye – That’s why the “Draft Stormy” movement ought to end now, while there’s still a few folks smiling.
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> Swingers Space.com for Sale – Read the details here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36020
Sean: I wonder how much Joe Brandi wants for Tank.com [or whatever the fuck it was called].
> Lorenzo Lamas’ Ex Slept With His Son? – “He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J. …”
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Sean: Should make for a great family reunion.
> USA Wrestling staffer held in Internet sex case – “The child was in fact an undercover district attorney investigator,” said the release.
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Sean: Damn you Verne Gagne!
> Granny porn sweeping the nation? – …like a bad case of stomach flu. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36013
> Owner of exotic dancing company Starlight Entertainment defends profession – …and she does a pretty piss-poor job of it, BTW.
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> Porn’s Fantasy Realized: Hot-to-Trot Baby Sitter charged with having sex with 14-year-old boy –
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Sean’s Twisted Baby Sitter Fuck Scale: 6 … She could play Susan Dey in porn’s next generation version of The Partridge Family.
> Kayden Kross pays $28,000 in restitution; Told Homeless Family to Fuck Off? – Darrah Ford posts on www.scottfayner.com: …Read the emails here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36010
> Sex toys, Dating and Porn Websites go MLM with BankofAdult.com – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36009
Sean: Sure have had a lot of bank failures lately.
> 2257Safe.com Launches Affiliate Program – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36008
> Austin sex shop Sinsations will rise again – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36007
> Buttman’s Oddyssey from John Stagliano releases July 17 – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36006
Sean: Rejected title – Buttman’s Oddyssey: Help Pay My Lawyer Bills
> Polanski Sex Case will Not Die- He Files an Appeal in an Effort to Have It dropped –
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> Star Studded Urban X Awards coming up Sunday July 26th – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36001
> US evangelist sought over stolen goods; Porn Case Also Pending – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35999
> Strike three for Lenny Dykstra: Former Met, Phil deadbeat files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection – Another successful graduate of the Jaded Video School of Business Management.
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> “Deification of Jackson as creepy as he was”; Creeps Comparing Him to Christ – The little boys Jackson would sleep with, and the wine or “Jesus juice” he allegedly offered…
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> Former Porn Chick Crissy Moran Now a Shill for the XXXChurch – Read the propaganda here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35992
Sean: Crissy must be awfully busy with this project and her TWO OFFICIAL porn sites.
Gene: Sean, are you saying Crissy’s winner of our first Hypocrite of the Week award?
> Bernie Madoff Judge hearing Arguments in Rita Cosby Libel Suit – It would appear Rita better have her checkbook handy.
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> Transgender Model Loses Libel Case Against NY Post – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35989
> The Big Ragoo is Busted on a DUI; Will Porn make a Not Laverne and Shirley XXX to Sell More Pieces? – It’s been a bad week for drunken 70s’ sitcom has-beens.
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Sean: A former sitcom star and a bum look a lot alike, Uncle Gene.
> Sir Richard Montfort and Skeeter Were Bringing Sexy back to Porn – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35986
> Director, Photographer Sir Richard Montfort Passes Away – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35985
> Porn king’s empire shrivels; Erotica Expo Owes $145,000; Steve Crow Takes a Screw You Attitude – Employing the Jaded Video business model.
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> Hot-to-Trot Coach Sentenced in Lesbo Sex Case – She’ll be very popular in prison.
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Sean’s Hot–to–Trot Lesbo Basketball Coach Fuck Scale: 3
> Bisexual woman, 21, becomes first female to be jailed for grooming Underaged schoolgirl for sex –
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Sean’s 280 lbs. of Love Fuck Scale: I’m really not into fucking Clydesdales.
> 13 Prostie Arrests made at Las Vegas’ Déjà vu – Strippers hooking on the side?
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> Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner –
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Sean’s Exotic Dancer Fuck Scale: 0…She’s so ugly; she’d scare a bulldog off a meat truck.
Sean: I’ve always said they use the term “porn star” and “exotic dancer” too loosely.
> Update: Charged With 27 Counts Of Sex Assault, Lewdness, “Prophet” Coerced Parishioner into Anal Sex – “He was on a motorized wheelchair and an oxygen tank.”
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> Kayden Kross Blames Her Naivete – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35972
> Paris, the Prosecution witness in Murder trial: ‘You cannot call me a liar’ – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35970
> “Read my lips — no new taxes on adult entertainment” – “This measure is clearly unconstitutional and unworkable,” Hernandez said.
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> Pulled a Spitzer: Villanova University Law School dean resigns over prostitution –
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Sean: That devil pussy sinks another good man.
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Gene: But who will be bailing Bankofadult.com out when the time comes?
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> Arrest of Hollywood Actress Gives Three’s Company Porno a Boost in Sales – Wish in one hand and shit in the other…Read the super hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35960
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> Wayne Static Says Wife Tera Wray is Here to Stay – Judging by the picture, Wayne must also work on the side as an Abe Lincoln impersonator.
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> Erik Estrada: “I’ve seen my fair share of child pornography and I want to do something about it.” – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35956
> First Case to Use The U.S. Safe Web Act: Judge Orders Online Spammers to Pay $3.7M – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35955
> Did Myrtle Beach Cops Overreact in Beach Movie Arrest? – Dopes were filming simulated sex acts in public.
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> Tennessee the first state to expressly allow people to carry a loaded, concealed gun into a bar – Your government at work. Read the story here: https://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35950
> Judge denies new sex assault trial for designer – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35949
> New York Congressman Calls Michael Jackson A “Child Molester,” Blasts Media Coverage – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35948
> Three’s Company DUI or Not Mrs. Phil Spector XXX? – Joyce DeWitt arrested for DUI…
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Sean’s Crazy-Eyed Drunk Celebrity Fuck Scale: .08
> Buck Angel: Formerly a Model Named Susan – Susan looked pretty hot. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35939
Gene: Now you know where Johnny Cash got the inspiration for his song a Boy Named Sue
> Thoughts From Ron Jeremy – Pretty profound…read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35936
> Vegas Church Man Accused of Sexual Assault – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35933
> Eight charged with filming Sex Movie near pier in Myrtle Beach – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35932
> XPT: The Latest Francis Koenig “Scam”? – Read the post here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35931
> Domain bids start internet porn row – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35930
> Shopping with adult film star Jesse Jane – One [fan] offered to give her $3,000 if he could urinate on her.
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> Sex Toys Industry Manages To Thrive Despite Credit Crunch – Why? Because you can’t download a dildo off the Internet for free.
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> Colorado woman, 45, had Sex, Gave Handjobs to Kid Dressed like a Furry Forest Creature – Undisputed proof that Big Foot does exist.
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Sean’s Furry Forest Creature Fuck Scale: I’d rather be sodomized with a pinecone.
> Video Shows Michael Jackson Refuting Sex Allegations – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35924