This Friday night at 7pm (PST) on KSEXradio.com, Quasarman not only enters into what is being billed as a “friendly” porn debate, but also answers to claims by Bill Margold and Rob Spallone that certain comments Quas made on his KSEXradio show were not in the best taste regarding the other two.

Quasarman writes:

It seems as though I may only have a short time left on this earth so I’d just like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to the many folks in this industry that I respect and admire.

Friday night on KSEXradio, I will be sandwiched between two people who pray for my death as a matter of routine -Bill Margold and Rob Spallone and the results could be terminal. I would like to express my gratitude to my boss and friend of 7 years Greg Alves, or as Rob Spallone has referred to him so eloquently, “that cunt!”. You have a heart of gold, dangerously enlarged as it may be, it is gold none-the-less.

I’d also like to thank my wife Lisa – you have tolerated me being around women of ill repute for the past 11 years and yet have taken very little legal action against me. Also Tina Tyler – you helped guide me toward this quagmire by agreeing to co-host my show two weeks ago. I’d be really mad at you for your complete absence of support except that you have great tits so all is forgiven under the circumstances. Also Rob’s dad Joe, without whom I would have no career at all.

And lastly Wankus – You saw an opportunity to put me in perhaps the most uncomfortable and potentially dangerous position imaginable and yet thought nothing of it. I agree with you that mortal threats to my existence are well worth the 80 dollar annual salary I pull down working at KSEX. God Bless you my friend.

I will be there on Friday to answer my critics and potentially answer to Jesus. Somehow I knew this day would come. It’s about time someone tried to put me in my place… although I hadn’t expected that that place might be Eternal Valley Mortuary. My guess is that the battle will be swift – Margold will valiantly battle me with his intellect while Spallone, who possibly cannot spell “battle” nor “Intellect” will attempt to manhandle an apology out of me. Either way I’m fucked.

Please tell my family that I love them and that if they can convince American Express Travel Protection that Spallone kicked my ass during a plane crash, they will all be incredibly wealthy.

Quaze

Editor’s Note: Quasarman’s actual KSEX salary is $95 a year, one week paid vacation in Ladera Heights and an endless supply of leather hankies.