Louisiana- www.thesmokinggun.com – Meet John Hudson. Two days after celebrating his 18th birthday, the Louisiana man was arrested last Thursday night on obscenity and trespassing charges. Hudson was nabbed at the Hixson Autoplex in Monroe, where cops discovered him wearing women’s lingerie and fishnet stockings.

Hudson explained that he was “masturbating in the parking lot and that he had a fetish.” A further description of that fetish is not contained in a Monroe Police Department report. However, the document does note that Officer Rodrick Candley observed pornographic magazines, women’s clothing, lotion, and a “pink dildo with pubic hairs on it” between two cars on the Hixson lot.

Hudson was booked into the Ouachita Correctional Center. He was released after spending about five hours in custody.