from www.backporch.fanhouse.com – Sometimes, you hear rumors about NBA players doing crazy things with women. That’s just part of the game, though. Do you know what I am saying? But still, when I heard that Dwight Howard allegedly whipped out his, ahem, member at porn star Mary Carey while in the bathroom of N’Sync member Chris Kirkpatrick’s house, well, let’s just say I was shocked.

But that’s the story she was preaching on the radio earlier this week.

And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…

I mean, WTF, man. But of course, that’s not the whole story — apparently they had been talking back and forth for a while and she claimed that Dwight liked her and she was interested but nothing could happen because she was dating someone else (porn stars, of course, have a very high standard for monogamy).

Additionally, she said that Howard kept giving her prayers to get her out of porn (whatever that means) and that she has a big evidence file of AIM transcripts that she’s holding on so she can prove that Howard exposed himself … although it doesn’t really sound like she plans on doing anything with said evidence and she really just wants people to believe her.

Or something — it’s really one of the weirdest transcripts I’ve ever read and definitely worth checking out. Oh yeah, and she verifies that she and Melky Cabrera have a “video” on-line, but it’s not a porn. Just them hanging out in a motel. So, yeah, insane.