>Karaoke Night Baby – Yes, it’s that time again. Porn Star Karaoke at Sardos in Burbank on Pass Avenue, just off the 134 Freeway. The way it’s been filling up over the last few weeks, you may want to get there at 9:00pm or before. Anyone arriving after 10pm has been finding themselves waiting in a long line outside. AriaXXX, KSEXradio and dozens of porn stars are gettin’ hammered and singing tonight…be there!

>I’ll Take The White Meat – A black woman who is to undergo a foot amputation was initially offered a white artificial replacement because they were cheaper, a hospital admitted last night. The unnamed woman from Calcot near Reading, Berkshire , is yet to undergo the operation and health chiefs have now backed down and offered her prosthetics matching her own skin color after she complained. The Royal Berkshire and Battle Hospitals NHS Trust said only white artificial limbs had been initially made available.

>Random Survey, Driving Drunk – I get calls all the time from friends who are sloshed, driving home from bars or parties and not just once and a while, but quite frequently breaking the drinking and driving laws. Without passing judgment or posting any personal info about you, please respond to our adult industry poll and let us know if you have in the past or frequently drive while schnockered. E-mail us here. All submissions will be kept anonymous, we will only report the numbers of people who do or do not.

>Pounding the Screen Actor’s Guild – Got an e-mail this morning from Dave Pounder announcing he has finally made it into SAG. Am I the only one that finds it amusing that Dave wants to be associated with a company named SAG?