from www.nypress.com – It used to be that a celebrity sex scandal simply got a porn parody and the sex industry called it a day. If there’s one thing the fine folks over in porn know how to do, though, it’s get creative and squeeze out some more cash.

We give you the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll the first and only Tiger Woods blow-up sex doll. No word on whether or not a nine iron comes with it.

The advertising folks over at Pipedream Products had such an easy time coming up with golf-related sex puns, they just threw a whole bunch up there. He’ll always be ready to play an extra hole or two! He’ll show you his wood if you show him your hole! He’s Got Major Wood! Their office brainstorming sessions must be a blast.

While the Japanese may have us beat in sheer technological innovation with Roxxxy the Sex Robot , nobody knows how to capitalize on stupid celebrity culture to make a buck like the good old U.S. of A. The folks over at Pipedream also offer inflatable sheep and a whole host of other celebrity blow-up dolls, including J-Lo, Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton.

Also, they could be the first company to offer a presidential Barack Obama love-doll. Hail to the chief, indeed. Seriously though, how do male blow-up dolls work? I’m imagining a lot of rubber-burn.

Also, is PipeDream the best name for a sex toy company ever? Yes, yes it is.