Porn Valley- With Quasarman off enjoying his U.S. citizenship, Gauge had Powder from KSEX, www.kseradio.com helping her with hosting chores Friday Night.

On her Distorted Reality show, Gauge talked about having a booth at Erotica L.A. last weekend to promote her website, www.ilovegauge.com.

Gauge also talked about the fan chat as of late which seems to be of opinion that Powder was the hitchhiker in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Powder says he gets people running up to him telling him that. Gauge said he looks just like him. Gauge also talked about some of the rumors that have also surfaced about her as of late- that she stays home all the time, does heroin and collect checks. Another one says she has some long-lost kid that she’s now taking responsibility of.

Gauge admitted that she has a two year-old– an African gray parrot. “They’re equivalent to a five year-old,” she said. “They have the mentality of a five year-old kid because they talk and they’re constantly needing attention. And it’s my first step to parenthood.” Gauge said their life span is 60 to 80 years. “Who needs kids when I’ve got a bird?” she asked.

Powder said he was at Erotica L.A. with a tech group from KSEX to do pick ups & spots of people doing promo for KSEX. During the course of which, Powder said he met a lot of interesting people including people he wishes he hadn’t met. “On the fan side- creepy guys.”

Powder asked if Gauge had been raffling a tricycle at her booth. Gauge said, no, but that she put the tricycle there for attention and apparently it worked. Powder observed that her table was insanely crowded [which it was]. “It was a swamped area.”

Gauge said it pretty much stayed that way and thanked all her fans who came out in support. “I branched off on my own,” she said, noting how Metro and Vivid had booths for their girls. “I might as well get my own booth and go out there and support myself.”

Gauge was surprised where Gauge’s booth wound up, however. “It was toward the back and in a corner. Just with the size of your fan base and how busy it was, I would think they would realize from your popularity alone they would put you in a little more centered area where people can see you better.” Powder said he overheard a lot of people wondering where Gauge’s booth was.

Gauge said when she got to the Convention Center to find the booth, she checked her number assignment. “I’m in 343; I see 340 and I don’t see nothing else and it jumps to the 400’s. I’m looking around and looking at the map. I look down and I’m standing right in the area where I’m supposed to be but it’s all cleared out. They cleared 343 all the way down to 350. They cleared all those booths out.”

Gauge said she grabbed a security guard and asked what the story was. The security guard, according to gauge, then asked her what she wanted him to do.

“Well you get on your goddamned walkie-talkie and you call the little sonofabitch who’s going to refund my fucking money,” Gauge told him, “or set up my goddamned booth- that’s what you do. I was very pissed off,” she added. Gauge said she paid a $1000 for the weekend. “And I’m not just sitting around shitting out thousands of dollars here and there and everywhere else,” she said. “Especially when everybody’s taking money from me. I can’t do that.”

Gauge said she was told she was only getting a table and two chairs for the money. “I’m like, oh my God, I’ve stood here for a fucking hour. I’ve lost money. All these people are coming up what do you have to sell and I’m sitting here with my suitcases and my thumb up my ass blowing in the wind.”

Gauge told the show people that she’s already lost money that they should give her an extra table and a few chairs. “Finally they did and everything. It all worked out good and stuff.”

Powder asked if she had any creepy fans approach her. Gauge said her fans aren’t creepy. “They’re really cool and down to earth,” she said. “But there were a couple of guys just walking around and pretty much picking on all the girls that were there- not at my booth but everywhere.” Gauge asked them if they shouldn’t be out there with the protesters. “They’d come by and be, like, shhhhhhh, that’s your stuff? What pieces of shit. They just had an attitude like their mommies made them go. It was weird. But they weren’t any of my fans.”

On the other hand, Gauge said her fans got Polaroids, calendars, T-shirts, DVDs and 8 by 10’s. “I totally have a good time when my fans come out and see me.”

Powder noted that fans for the most part paid ten bucks for parking, and a $20 a day entrance fee to walk around and ridicule people. “Who’s the loser here?” Gauge noted that she was sharing her booth with Lisa Sparxxx. Gauge said some guy came over and made a comment about her stuff. “They just want to grab things off your table without paying for anything. These girls don’t make anything in the industry. It’s these companies that do. Please don’t take shit off my table.”

Gauge reported that another guy then came over and picked on Sparxxx for doing an interracial gangbang. “That’s gross!” Gauge said while it’s something she wouldn’t do, personally, she wouldn’t cast judgment. “But what pissed me off about that guy was ‘ you guys are gross.’ You guys? This is Lisa’s motherfuckin’ shit over here. This is my shit over here. What do you mean YOU guys are gross?”

Powder said what he finds interesting is the fact that guys are paying money to watch the movies and make judgment. Then he got back to the story about the creepy guys. “I saw them hanging around. When you’re there and walking around- not in any official capacity- you really get a chance to observe people.” Powder said he would watch a lot of stalker-types hanging around booths, staring at girls. Powder said the stalker-types were also checking at Gauge and Sparxxx.

Gauge said the question you most often hear at conventions is can we have a picture with you generally accompanied by a near epileptic seizure. “I tease them- what are you shaking for? Nervous? It kind of breaks the ice, too.” Powder said he was half expecting Gauge to go into a rant when she couldn’t find her booth. “Do you know who I am? I’m Gauge, God damn it!” Gauge said she only gets the way when she’s drunk.

Powder said he ran into T Real who just signed an exclusive with Redlight. “He’s a really nice guy. We always end up hanging out and talking.” According to Powder, some redneck guy came up to him [Powder]. “He’s got like three strands of hair left on his head; he’s got an eye in the middle of his forehead and three teeth- I’m not kidding- he literally had three teeth. He goes, ‘ whatcha talkin’ to that neegrah fer’ ”

Powder, who’s the color of Fixadent, said he yelled at the guy to get the fuck away from him.

On another occasion Gauge said she grabbed a smoke out front around the picketers. “Where the registration booths are there was a huge, 6 foot- three guy that was about 300 pounds in red panties, a red bra and hairy all over. Like Ron Jeremy hair, mustache, beard and everything. I was, like, oh my God. It was the craziest sight I had ever seen.”

Gauge said she was afraid, very afraid.