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Seth Rogen Dumps Porn Collection at a Schoolyard

from www.monstersandcritics.com – Movie funnyman Seth Rogen says he dumped his 200lb porn collection at a schoolyard ahead of proposing to his fiancé.

The Green Hornet star, who is set to marry long-time girlfriend Lauren Miller this year, told late night talk show host George Lopez that he watches X-rated footage every four minutes.

But with state-of-the-art technology, all he now needs is his iPhone.

“It’s great that she [Lauren] still likes me because I do some crazy stuff,” the Canadian actor told Lopez, prompting roars of laughter from the audience.

“I had a lot of porn, a huge collection. I’d leave it on a side table and rest my beer on it. I had a ton of porn, like volumes of it, libraries.

“I really got into different regions, like India. I had different DVD players for different regions,” he added.

“It’s difficult to know what to do with hundreds of pounds of porn, you can’t just throw it away – it’s like wasting food.

“I thought back to when I was a kid and where I found my porn, and it was in a bag in a park somewhere.

“And so I thought well I should carry on the tradition so I put it all in a bag and left it in a school park. So now I have no porn.

“Luckily with technology I can jack off to my iPhone.

“I have an iPhone just to jack off with – it’s not good for phone calls or emails. The touch screen only works with my d**k now!”

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