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Los Angeles – www.popeater.com – Charlie Sheen is apparently blowing hot air about an HBO series deal that he claims would net him $5 million per episode. A rep at HBO tells PopEater there is “no truth to this.” Sorry, Charlie!

In a message to RadarOnline.com, Sheen said that he was moving to HBO to do his own half-hour show titled ‘Sheen’s Corner.’ Sheen said, “I’m close to securing a deal with HBO for a 10 show guarantee. It will be epic, all types of guests, and we will focus on the truth and the absurd!”

Obviously, Sheen is in denial and not taking the news of Warner Bros. and CBS’s decision to suspend production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ too well.

CBS has apparently had enough of the actor’s antics, especially after throwing lewd comments at ‘Two and a Half Men’ producer Chuck Lorre. Talking to TMZ about Lorre, Sheen said, “That piece of s**t took money out of my pocket, my family’s pocket, and, most importantly, my second family — my crew’s pocket. You can tell him one thing: I own him.”

On Tuesday, PopEater’s Rob Shuter exclusively reported that CBS finally had enough of Charlie and were having internal discussions about carrying on ‘Two and a Half Men’ without its biggest star.