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A Letter to Charlie Sheen – Please Use a Condom!

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Los Angeles – from www.aids.about.com – Everyone wants a piece of Charlie Sheen. Every talk show host, radio personality, and news outlet wants Charlie to unload for them. In fact, there are porn stars, prostitutes, and gold diggers looking for a share of Mr. Sheen as well. And according to Charlie, he is all to happy to oblige. He has admitted to a wild life, filled with wild parties, drugs, beautiful women, and lots and lots of sex. Everyone wants to talk with Charlie, including myself. My chances are slim, so instead, I have written him a letter.

Dear Charlie,

I’m worried about you my friend…very worried. In fact, I’m worried about all those women you party with too. For many, Charlie, you’re living a dream; fast women, wild parties, drugs, and sex. But I wouldn’t be an educator; I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t reach out to you with some sound advice. Charlie…please use a condom. It’s such a simple thing…inexpensive, plentiful, colorful, and even a bit tasty depending on your brand, lube, and sexual practices. I know what you’re thinking…condoms ruin the spontaneity. Not so. There are plenty of ways to add a condom to your sex life and make it fun. And yes, Charlie…you can feel as much with a condom as without…there are tricks to help with that…really there are. Why not set a good example for all of those guys that can only dream to have a sex life like yours…stand up and say…I”M CHARLIE SHEEN and I USE a CONDOM! You could do so much good for so many people…keeping you and your partners safe at the same time.

Charlie, you have the right to live your life the way you choose. But I hope you take my letter to heart and say YES to a condom…and yes Mr. Sheen they come in packages of 12 for those real busy nights.

With concern,

Mark

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