Another fairly lame Internet attempt at being funny. We’ll give these wannabe Henny Youngmans comedy lessons at www.adultcybermart.com

from www.thehollywoodgossip.com – Would I sanction a sex tape being out? Absolutely not. I am a mother and entrepreneur. Sex tapes or pornography would not be my lane. I have no desire to be seen in that way.

So states Tameka Foster in light of multiple reports that confirm the existence of an Usher sex tape, one in which the hip hop star orally pleasures his ex-wife and vice versa. It’s a shocking allegation and it begs the question:

What will Vivid Entertainment title this sex tape when it inevitably purchases the video? Consider these suggestions:

* OMG! Yeah! More! Burn!
* Confessions Part III: Nailing My Wife on Video!
* Love in this Club … in the Men’s Room
* Caught Up, and Down, and Up, and Down