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Hollywood- Which one of us hasn’t felt glandular tingles at the sound of Bill Conti’s inspirational “Rocky” music?

When those loud brass horns begin trumpeting, you’re out of the sack at 4 AM sharp, penis-erect, sucking down a dozen raw eggs without benefit of vanilla extract flavoring. And, if you’re like most of us, you’re back in bed for at least another two hours wondering what that nonsense was all about.

But in a feel-good movie for the ages, producer Wang T. Nu of Nuthing Nu Productions relates to the classic story of the 97 pound dweeb who’s had the average-looking girl stolen by the beach bully along with the adding- insult-to-injury sand kicked in his face.

At least for now, Nu, who’s evidently pitched his tent in the Stallone camp, says he’s about to revamp an entire production schedule this spring and summer.

Last minute developments bringing the absolutely real, authentic, one-and-only Rocky touch to porn parody has necessitated this, Nu says.

In progress: