Porn Valley- Teagan Presley’s birthday party was the subject of much lovely conversation on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com Tuesday night. Presley, who actually observes her birthday July 24, is co-ho to the voluble Guy Capo and Teagan, pretty colorful of verb in her own right, talked about getting finger fucked in a limo as part of the early bird Birthday special. Presley, who isn’t allowed into Porn Star Karaoke for two years, is turning 19. Capo said memories of his 19th birthday rest at the bottom of a bong and are pretty hazy because of that.

“It’s just a foggy recollection to me.” Presley, serious as all hell, said she hates the teen years. “I want to get over them already,” she said. Capo asked what she wanted to do when she grows up. Presley said she wants to have a family and get old- move away.” Capo thought that was sweet in a way but wanted to hear more about the sex party. “You got shit-faced- I guarantee you.”

Presley was inclined to agree, detailing a laundry list of alcohol consumption that would have done Ernest Hemingway proud. “And I smoked a lot.” After picking up her girlfriends, Presley said she had to pee. “We pulled over in this empty parking lot. I’m sitting there squatting and my makeup artist gets up close to me and I end up peeing on her.”

According to Presley, not too many guys were let in the actual party itself at Bliss [pics of which are on www.lukeford.com] and Presley got five lap dances from Lucy Lee. Another girl Rio shook her ass in Presley’s face with Presley getting to grab a lot of tit during the evening.

“And I got choked by Craven Morehead,” said Presley as if that was the evening’s added bonus. “It was fun.” It was after they had left the niteclub that fun began in the limo, according to Presley. Presley said it was Alex Devine who finger banged her. “And she ate me out.” Presley said once she has her site up and running she’ll obviously post the pictures. “We’re still putting it together.”

Capo said he’s never seen Presley smoke. She said once in a great while, if she’s stressed. She also smokes pot. Presley suspected that she might celebrate her actual birthday by going to Night of the Stars.

Since she talked about having a family, Capo then asked Presley to qualify what she meant by settling down. “I don’t want to, like, settle down,” she said. “I want to get to that point where life starts to relax and it’s not hectic anymore.” Lending her great advice, Capo told her it doesn’t get like that, relating to his own “shitty two bedroom apartment and my cramped conditions, and the wife and the kid and the whole nine yards. It’s all gone for me- those days are no more.”